@neojp Where do I send you the bill for my 2 minutes and 16 seconds to read and resound to your tweets.

@elyktrix Congrats! That’s always a big sticking point of a redesign.

@caseydriscoll Have fun trimming your grandma’s bush

@yesimmelinda I’m 5 for 5 eating brownies

every day I wake up and begin the 16 hour process of getting ready for bed

@mattcampux Psshh I have at least that many voices in my head when I’m coding

@bradtaunt Back in the day I used to post to my WordPress blog via email. I could use T-Mobile’s SMS to email gateway to post to it from my phone that didn’t have a mobile data plan but did have a bucket of SMS messages.

This entire post was pecked into my phone russellheimlich.com/blog/google-…

@ajohnagnello @freshyill It’s legit buggy in certain places youtu.be/Po-mwFaz37Y

@mattcampux MacBook WHOA!

@sarah_edo Watching a video + reading + doing

@daljo628 What do you do with three nest thermostats? Do you have three separate HVAC units?

@daljo628 @Ubiquiti Also this reddit post sounded like you

reddit.com/r/Ubiquiti/comments/m…

@daljo628 You have 3 nest thermostat and only one AP?

I believe the more modern expression should be ” DON’T MAKE ME SOUND LIKE A 12 HOUR LOOP OF EPIC SAX GUY!”

youtu.be/bZeemepTOks

** Wife yelling at the kids repeatedly to do something **

Wife: Don’t make me sound like a broken record!

4 year old: What’s a record?

6 year old: Do identical twins have the same voice?

@QuinnyPig I saw “scheduled” but didn’t dive into the details

@QuinnyPig typefully.app/ is a thing I learned about to compose threads

@NishaChittal Try fish sticks

TIL that CloudFront charges more for HTTPS than HTTP.
WTAF? No! twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/136… t.co/Jsu8I40PH4