@anthonydpaul Just 50%? Sounds like a light day. Later you get to look forward to all the questions…

“Who invented clothes?”
“Why do we change our clothes everyday?”
“What’s the difference between a skirt and a dress?”
🤷

@anthonydpaul @ebottcher Says the person from the small island of Alaska.

@anthonydpaul Prices are always round up to the nearest whole dollar.

@krbenedict @anthonydpaul Or you could just scribble a note on the object theregister.com/2021/03/05/opena…

@anthonydpaul Schrodinger’s WiFi

@anthonydpaul @DocPop I believe so.. twitter.com/nacin/status/1351940…

Looking at the wayback machine it looks like WhiteHouse.gov was powered by WordPress in December

@anthonydpaul “I gotta go!”

@anthonydpaul Bitcoin and Trump seem like a good match.

@anthonydpaul We’re inception.

@anthonydpaul Our smaller dollhouse that we can now for inside the bigger dollhouse.

@anthonydpaul Im surprised nobody said outhouse.

@anthonydpaul I bought just enough in 2017

@anthonydpaul Do they not ship PS5’s up there way north?

@anthonydpaul @chipcullen Alas! Did you miss the moose?

@anthonydpaul I had one during the peak of the console wars in the early 2000s. Had labels for Gamecube, Xbox, and PS2.

What you need for the macs is a KVM switch.

@anthonydpaul You will always be a Master Bad Ass in my book

@anthonydpaul I bet it was the fabled 2nd @wordcampdc

@anthonydpaul “Hey guys! Check out my secret passageway”

@anthonydpaul The 3 year old is gonna flip out when she sees that GIF.

@anthonydpaul Aww bummer! I would’ve sent it your way but I’m pretty sure my invite codes are all used up at this point.