@anthonydpaul I always use the metaphor of a perfect elevator ride or you can’t tell when the elevator has started going or stopped and you just magically arrive at your floor
@anthonydpaul To the attic
@anthonydpaul Look at all those plastic liquor bottles in the background
@anthonydpaul Just 50%? Sounds like a light day. Later you get to look forward to all the questions…
“Who invented clothes?”
“Why do we change our clothes everyday?”
“What’s the difference between a skirt and a dress?”
@anthonydpaul Prices are always round up to the nearest whole dollar.
@anthonydpaul Schrodinger’s WiFi
Looking at the wayback machine it looks like WhiteHouse.gov was powered by WordPress in December
@anthonydpaul “I gotta go!”
@anthonydpaul Bitcoin and Trump seem like a good match.
@anthonydpaul We’re inception.
@anthonydpaul Our smaller dollhouse that we can now for inside the bigger dollhouse.
@anthonydpaul Im surprised nobody said outhouse.
@anthonydpaul I bought just enough in 2017
@anthonydpaul Do they not ship PS5’s up there way north?