4 year old: Can we listen to Encanto?

**Wife turns the car radio to the Spanish channel**

The future is now

1 line ascii art
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It’s ok for me to say this, I work in marketing

(and also consume M&M’s)

Marketing intern: We need a big refresh!

Marketing executives: Hmmmm…

(3 years and 27,926 emails later)

Announcement: “Every brand has to continuously reinvent itself to remain relevant.”

So we tilted the logo 13º and tweaked their shoes…

“Oh well that stuff is old” I hear you say.

They’re developing new libraries over at github.com/googleapis/google-clo… in beta. But nothing is documented. Screw that.

Why is everything so abstracted and a clusterfuck to understand? Look at this shit…
developers.google.com/analytics/…

If you ever need to interact with a Google API using PHP save yourself the trouble. Ditch their PHP libraries and just make HTTP requests yourself. Here’s how…

gist.github.com/kingkool68/49077…

Today in toddler fashion.

#CadenApollo

📸 instagram.com/p/CY63dRzrKlT/ via tweet.photo

If you don’t share your gray + yellow + green shares with someone did you even Wordle?

Updating my job title on LinkedIn twitter.com/programemes/status/1…

Me: Do you accept crypto?
Cashier: We sure do! We take many different kinds…
Me: **throws magic beans and then runs**

Gorillas twitter.com/Chris_Grosse/status/…

Beautiful paper doctor gown.

#ZadieAlyssa

📸 instagram.com/p/CYukVxeLKNr/ via tweet.photo

I suggested + for a more positive experience…

Dev team couldn’t agree on hyphens or underscores in filenames so they settled on ? since they’re not sure

“Not only was he in one of the episodes of the most popular TV show but it was the most popular and memorable episode… The Red Wedding. Do you know what part he played in that episode? He was the drummer of the wedding band. And nobody had the slightest idea!”

For those that prefer reading actual text instead of a blurry picture of text:

“If I could be anyone in the world I would be the drummer from Coldplay. He’s mega rich and yet no one knows who he is. He even had a cameo in Game of Thrones, one of the most popular TV shows.”

Ask and you shall receive!

Baby chairs should come with one of those crumb trays like toasters