Weirdest Corona Virus email from a company yet…

The kids while I’m working or focusing on something else: ask random questions, tell me stories, explain their favorite YouTube videos to me etc.

Kids when we’re outside and we see a neighbor and I tell them to say hi: No! They look busy. We shouldn’t disturb them.

🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒

Someone is working on a JavaScript to COBOL transpiler right now

Tiger King remake but with squirrels

You can try it out or any other small PHP script at phptester.net/

Wrote a PHP function to interpolate missing values for a given array. It was a fun problem to solve.

gist.github.com/kingkool68/54856…

#php

The magic of an empty laundry basket and roller coaster videos on YouTube.

First time seeing a 500 error on GitHub before…

OH NO GitHub is donw!

At least the kids are bonding over overthrowing household power structures 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

Homeschooling Day whatever

– Kids dump out all the toys in the playroom
– Parents: “Clean them all up please”
– Kids: “NO!”
– Parents: Grabs a trash bag. “I guess we need to throw away all the toys”
– Kids call the parents bluff and walk around chanting THROWAWAY THE TOYS!

Woo April 2020! Can’t be as bad as March 2020, right?

So how long can my car go without starting it? It hasn’t seen much use in the past few weeks.

Uh oh! Is Corona Virus spreading to hard drives?

When I was in college Google AdSense would pay $1 for every new Firefox install (pre Chrome) internetnews.com/dev-news/articl…

In college the computers in the lab would refresh to a backup image whenever they were rebooted. So I would come to class early and install Firefox multiple times

Guess I’m going to give this whole Tiger King a go…

Reminder: WordCamp San Antonio is live streaming all afternoon for free, free, free!!!

2020.sanantonio.wordcamp.org/

3 year old: Guess what Daddy?

Me: What?

3 year old: I woke up today!

* I roll over and go back to bed *

What made you make slicewp.com/products/affiliate-u… a premium add-on and not something part of the free core plugin? It sounds pretty basic. Have you had any sales of it yet?

Best of luck with your premium WordPress plugin journey.

* 5 year old playing store *

5 year old: Hi! Welcome to my store. Would you like to buy anything?

Me: Oh, I would but I don’t have any money.

5 year old: That is ok. Here is some money!

We’re playing government stimulus 💰