Me, 5 hours before company arrives: Cool, calm, collected

Me, 15 minutes before company arrives: I NEED TO PAINT THE BASEBOARDS

RT if you like Cheez It

Moved the math quiz to quiz.hakim.se. Works best when added to home screen! 🧑‍🎓 twitter.com/hakimel/status/15924…

this place feels like a field trip bus ride right now

A “Butt Load” does not refer to big bottoms but is actually a recognised unit measure. One butt load is equivalent to 126 gallons. It comes from either the old French ‘botte’ (boot) or the Italian ‘botte’ (barrel). It was used primarily to measure transports of alcohol at sea. t.co/JVYhZwP92x

Big PHP won’t let JavaScript have this one.

the millionaires and billionaires dine on candy bars built for KINGS while they give us bars a FRACTION of the size and tell us they’re FUN t.co/eVhjsKldwa

I urge you to stop what you’re doing and feast your eyes on @simeydotme’s mesmerising “Pokemon Cards”

One of the most mind-blowing CSS effects I’ve ever seen

Demo: deck-24abcd.netlify.app/ t.co/cGX6wHpHfB

Unquestionably, speed is always the best advantage you can build into your company. The products that can iterate and evolve the fastest will tend to win over the long run.

@kingkool68 i think my page is going to load the javascript.

i know my page is going to load the html

I isolated these old 360 Teen Girl Squad animations and find them weirdly mesmerizing. Dunno WHAT’S goin on with So and So’s hair! t.co/hzIK5M7p0M

the adult version of a corn maze is just finding your way out of the back part of the dentist’s office after your dental assistant abandons you

Costco is my only religion twitter.com/roto_nino/status/157…

i write html

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ayo react devs – go checkout app.coderpad.io/sandbox, select react and play with the new environment that we just released. build an entire react app straight in your browser 🤠

it’s dope!

@zachleat I’m happy to have inspired so many github.com/willmartian/div.js

He was ahead of his time.

me at the start of summer // me at the end of summer

Remember it’s not GTM that’s slow – it’s what you put in it!

Tag Managers are just convenient ways to add JS to your page but it’s up to you what you put in them.

Here’s some tips on gaining back control:
tunetheweb.com/blog/adding-contr… twitter.com/Jammer_Volts/status/…

We used to say things like, “Don’t write a web server in PHP. Always use the right tool for the job.” Then we wrote web servers in JavaScript.