When you open a fortune cookie and there is no fortune inside

@fugularity

@beepybop ** GASP **

@trudesign When you open a CSS file is all you see triplets of numbers?

I thought having kids would inspire a lot of entrepreneurial ideas. So far the best one I’ve come up with is finding that mythical OFF button

@aaronjorbin

@yurivictor

@round

4.5 year old walks into the room with $6.

“Hey Daddy do you want this money? I don’t need it anymore.”

Heck yeah I need that money. Daycare is expensive.

@ckrewson

@fugularity

Me: Let’s play the freeze dance game!
2.5 year old: YEA!!!

*Starts playing freeze dance game YouTube video*

2.5 year old is dancing wildly. This is the greatest! So much fun!

2.5 year old picks up box of crayons and throws them all over the room!

@round

@williamsba

@helenhousandi

@fugularity @themick23 @Fantrax

@chriscoyier Glad to help point you in the right direction.

@chriscoyier

@jonathanober

@kathkat15 Probably something foot related!