@noaheverett For Christmas we got a stuffed animal that came in a big box with a piece of plastic on top. Take it to the fridge and he seems to be deterred enough for now.
@noaheverett Discovering the water/ice dispenser on the fridge is a fun stage…
I’m all out of faith, this is how I feel
I’m cold and I am shamed
Lying naked on the floor
@mattcampux Kids like the shows on it
Inlaws enjoy watching stuff using our account
It’s the gift that keeps on giving
@fugularity Wordle 210 5/6
@skeevis I don’t think the cool kids care about app performance
Is that the new Firefox logo?
Baby chairs should come with one of those crumb trays like toasters
Junior dev: “I fucked up bad, I’m so fired”
Senior dev: ” I have 3 production outages named after me lol”
@brianboyer You should join the PTA
@bpeebles A masterpiece of its time
@anthonydpaul In Peppa pig they go to the zoo… To look at the animals…
@jcarbaugh I use ABUSE because that’s what Wordle is
(Also good number vowels)
@freshyill Pizza the Hut assassin?