@fugularity Duh. Everyone knows it’s called grabbity…
Truth. Things are so easy now. twitter.com/mattcampux/status/14…
@cameronmoll Built my own standing desk top and attached to Ikea motorized legs. It’s L-Shaped and holds my ultra wide monitor and PC monitor.
@caseydriscoll You should drive the entire route 70 from Colorado to Baltimore
@mgrdcm “Oh no! You can’t go to school because you’re a teapot”
@rossk Have you tried growing a mustache?
@desandro Mr Ed would be a show about a neighing human…
@brianboyer Eventually kiddos just need better structure and people focused on kiddo things. At about age 2 we enroll them in day care and gladly pay the arm and leg that it costs.
@brianboyer Get a job as a nanny
HTML is a database
@neojp I too tend to match the carpet whenever I go out …
5 minutes after entering a giant corn maze:
6 year old: I know where to go. Follow me! **Runs off**
4 year old: I need to go potty.
Dad: Isn’t this a-maize-ing!
@enqueue_russ Good job Russ
@caseydriscoll The actual wording was “not detected”
@caseydriscoll Positively negative.
@round If I don’t get my invite do I need to check my SPAN folder…
@mattcampux That sir is an awesome thing