@jgarber 🤣🤣🤣

@jgarber Get a cake, let them smash it, invite your friends who you want to see, try to do it outdoors

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@jgarber Lol what would you even do with that much money

@jgarber Cleaning up vomit is my parenting peak

@jgarber It’s JavaScript all the way down…

@jgarber I’m guessing it wasn’t “YOU DID A DUCKING GREAT JOB JASON! DUCK YEAH!”

@mylifeasalllly @jgarber Wow you have 2 days a week to do hobbies?

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@jgarber Are you saying your ugly now?

@jgarber Magic Math

@jgarber He was acting. Like theater.

@jgarber It’s um… not there anymore.

@jgarber It needed more REGAL than standards text

@robwhisman @jgarber yea and timezones!

@jgarber Fitting the Sunlight Foundation shuts down in a year like 2020

@jaredcunha @jgarber YES! My home owners insurance company gave me some. Definitely make sure those work.

@jgarber @jaredcunha I’ve come home to the sound of running water in the pipes finding out the basement was flooded from a pipe that burst. That sucked.

@jgarber twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1…

@jgarber @jaredcunha Our family was hit with a strong bug in December and I would be curious to know if my body has built up antibodies.