@jgarber What if we are all the fail whale?
@jgarber You left front-end development? What do you do now? JSON piper?
@jgarber You mean the 2nd film in the trilogy Eat, Pray, Love?
@jgarber Get a cake, let them smash it, invite your friends who you want to see, try to do it outdoors
@jgarber Lol what would you even do with that much money
@jgarber Cleaning up vomit is my parenting peak
@jgarber I’m guessing it wasn’t “YOU DID A DUCKING GREAT JOB JASON! DUCK YEAH!”
@jgarber Are you saying your ugly now?
@jgarber Magic Math
@jgarber He was acting. Like theater.
@jgarber It’s um… not there anymore.
@jgarber It needed more REGAL than standards text
@jgarber Fitting the Sunlight Foundation shuts down in a year like 2020