@MikeNGarrett I had beans for dinner. You’ve been warned.
@MikeNGarrett Me too. Wut are you doing in my bed?
@MikeNGarrett LOL I saw the same thing…
@MikeNGarrett You remember what silence sounds like?
@MikeNGarrett Oof that is the roughest my friend. It too shall pass.
@MikeNGarrett Have not made it. Hard to spell.
@MikeNGarrett Clients or babies?
@MikeNGarrett Oh no! Please don’t Mike, parenting is one of the greatest joys of life! Go back, your kids need you!
@MikeNGarrett But did they poop on you?
@MikeNGarrett I’ve already changed a wet bed. Thank goodness tomorrow is ipad day for the kids so mommy and daddy can sleep in day.
@MikeNGarrett We’re at 9 months and he’s an awesome sleeper now.
but we’ve also entered the wrestling phase of diaper changes.
@MikeNGarrett Hey buddy how was your sleep last night?
@MikeNGarrett Dumber than running your state power grid?
@MikeNGarrett @neojp Woke up to the boy smacking my face and giggling. Had a dream I had a Dad meetup at my childhood home and Vladimir Putin came. He tried to pull an Irish goodbye but I wouldn’t let him.
@MikeNGarrett Cleaning up vomit multiple times in a night is probably the peak of parenting grossness.