@jessabean I want a PayPal
@jessabean Boys are fun, right?
@jessabean YouTube videos are a must for putting a car seat back together after a good cleaning.
@jessabean One day you’re going to miss it…
@jessabean Oh good. Kristina was all over the place and eventually ended the night on her knees in front of the TV with tears streaming down her face. Her nerves were shot.
@jessabean HOW DID YOU NOT SCREAM AND JUMP UP AND DOWN?
@jessabean Also newborns seem to really dig reggae
@jessabean It’s pretty rad when you’re child smiles at you the first time. Makes all those late nights worth it.
@jessabean I had cookies for breakfast.
@jessabean Hmmm there aren’t any kids toys anywhere? Your living room looks like an oasis!
@jessabean That’s why iPads are a worthy investment.
Look at me, I’m so bland!
@jessabean We’re here too