@jessabean There’s a kids book that says snakes are scary and I would always say slithery instead

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@jessabean I want a PayPal

@jessabean I watched a random interview on YouTube with @RyanSerhant and now i’m in a deep salesperson businessey mindset.

@freshyill @elgreg @jessabean Maybe @notorious__bec

@jessabean cnn.com/2020/03/20/health/doctor…

@jessabean Boys are fun, right?

@elgreg @jessabean They still need to race Rainbow Road right? That shits hard

@jessabean YouTube videos are a must for putting a car seat back together after a good cleaning.

@jessabean One day you’re going to miss it…

@jessabean Oh good. Kristina was all over the place and eventually ended the night on her knees in front of the TV with tears streaming down her face. Her nerves were shot.

@jessabean HOW DID YOU NOT SCREAM AND JUMP UP AND DOWN?

@jessabean Also newborns seem to really dig reggae

@jessabean It’s pretty rad when you’re child smiles at you the first time. Makes all those late nights worth it.

@jessabean I had cookies for breakfast.

@jgarber @jessabean Could be worse twitter.com/SJSchauer/status/111…

@starsoup7 @jessabean My wife often had to pull over into a parking lot on her drive home from work to take a nap in order to make it home when she was pregnant.

@jessabean Hmmm there aren’t any kids toys anywhere? Your living room looks like an oasis!

@jessabean That’s why iPads are a worthy investment.

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@creldredge @jessabean I think I saw you on the metro today. Or maybe not.