i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun:

DAY 1 – ARRIVAL t.co/aQbbSPG9JB

Experimenting with the #DinamicIsland with @rive_app . Hehehe.. This is fun…

@Amy_Hupe @hankchizljaw Kill as many acronyms as possible. Acronyms nearly always make things easier for the writer, NOT for the reader.

。　☆ 。　 ☆。　 ☆ 。
☆。　＼　　 ｜　　 ／。　☆
CSS is !important
☆。　／　 ｜　　＼。　☆
。　 ☆。 　☆ 。　　☆。 。

Try this syntax out, and see if it works for your needs. The @csswg still has time to change the spec. We want to make sure Container Queries do what everyone needs them to do before we lock the spec & start shipping in browsers. So try it! And let us know! twitter.com/shadeed9/status/1382…

The most odious conversations are always when software engineers start LARPing as some other profession.

In this case, it’s attorneys.

Oh my god please find a new topic already

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All this talk about JavaScript date libraries reminded me of this site. If you want to break some assumptions you might have about calendars and dates, check it out! Unfortunately, none of the popular libraries actually handle all of this correctly. 😞 yourcalendricalfallacyis.com

The greatest myth across the entire industry is that after this sprint we’re all going to start making good technical decisions instead.

Tonight I want to rant a bit about money.

For those who’ve never run a company, it turns out they run on giant burning piles of money. It’s way more expensive to run a small business than I’d have believed before I did it.

bash tricks wizardzines.com/comics/bash-tric…

So let’s talk personal finance; it’s more relevant to most folks today.

I’m not a @FINRA certified financial advisor, but I did work at a roboadvisor for a while. Before that I did (and still do occasionally) moderate Reddit’s /r/personalfinance.

Oh, how the tables have turned.

Document unto others as you would have others document unto you.

This may be a long shot but I know how powerful the Twitter world can be. I’m profoundly deaf and have been out of work since 2009. Loads of barriers due to employers being unsure of taking deaf people on. Looking for data input jobs using computers. Retweets greatly appreciated

@AWSreInvent I’m data transfer pricing, because you will never see me in a #reInvent keynote.

Want to view a single image on @imgur (literally its only job)? Good luck! You gotta successfully download (354KB) and run (1.21MB) of client-side React in order to get your image requested as resource 110 of 553. What should have been an IMG element became… this. t.co/XkrbZcLQQg

@AaronGustafson It is frustrating and upsetting the way many web designers and web developers poorly write their HTML code, apply the syntax. They use JavaScript complex libraries, yet most of their code is a wreck. Another thing, use microformats for crying out loud, it is there to help us all!

SQL tricks: single quote your strings