@elgreg “MySQL for the people”

“SQLite is right”

“Bongo-Crazy for MongoDB”

@elgreg Last night:
– Day care* will be opening late
– Public school will be opening late

Morning:
– Day care will actually be opening for regular hours, no delay
– Public school closed

* Moot point since our daycare class had a COVID outbreak and can’t go back until 1/25

@elgreg That was fun.

@elgreg What if the person on the other end asked “What’s your favorite PBS home improvement show?”

@elgreg 90’s Greg would have killed for this type of package delivery visibility. Also for this many emails to read. The 90’s were rough.

@elgreg Maybe you should open it and play so it ends this real life pandemic just like Jumanji

@elgreg Lol

@elgreg You should ask this on Quora…

@elgreg All I know is cool URIs don’t change…

@elgreg And remember the Open Source BBQ? That was a good time flickr.com/photos/farrelley/5837…

@elgreg Was reviewing my Flickr faves from years ago and stumbled upon this one flickr.com/photos/gregl/14332393…

@elgreg Those impossible to open Amazon bubble wrap envelopes are the life vests…

@elgreg Thanks Dad

My Twitter Family:
Parents: @elgreg @luke__duncan
Spouse: @JoAnnStilley
Children: @JessSchillinger @liamdempsey

via roundyear.fun/twitterfamily

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@elgreg memories…

@elgreg Your job pays a multiplier per number of open tabs, righ

@elgreg lol wut

@elgreg Everyone has discovered teleconferencing as the next big social media destination

@elgreg Twitter keeps pushing new features no one wants.

@elgreg IT’S SO YOU CAN FIND THEM WHEN THEY LOSE THEM IN THE WOODS