@elgreg Thanks Dad
@elgreg Your job pays a multiplier per number of open tabs, righ
@elgreg lol wut
@elgreg Everyone has discovered teleconferencing as the next big social media destination
@elgreg Twitter keeps pushing new features no one wants.
@elgreg IT’S SO YOU CAN FIND THEM WHEN THEY LOSE THEM IN THE WOODS
@elgreg I look forward to the weekends
@elgreg Ha my wife just said the same thing.
@elgreg Google’s “salt hog” which changes it to “salt pig” which apparently is a real thing for salt aficionados
@elgreg Daaannngggg city living is crazy.
@elgreg Man this is such an easy problem to solve today too…
@elgreg It be me! No 401k contributions since 2014. I have been maxing out an IRA though.
@elgreg People lose their jobs and join companies that don’t have 401k plans.
@elgreg This was one of the first CDs I ever owned.
@elgreg Happy birthday I hope your don’t sneeze or have pager duty.