@elgreg Even my circus peanuts?
@elgreg Home owbership
@elgreg Work has GitHub and GitLab repos and everytime I interact with GitLab it’s like entering bizarro world.
Merge Requests? What is this?
@elgreg The annual board meeting of the hobbled hoodlums…
@elgreg Probably Squirrel, Don’t Let Phone Tree’s Drive You Nuts™
Wordlers lining up on timeline
@elgreg “MySQL for the people”
“SQLite is right”
“Bongo-Crazy for MongoDB”
@elgreg Last night:
– Day care* will be opening late
– Public school will be opening late
– Day care will actually be opening for regular hours, no delay
– Public school closed
* Moot point since our daycare class had a COVID outbreak and can’t go back until 1/25
@elgreg That was fun.
@elgreg What if the person on the other end asked “What’s your favorite PBS home improvement show?”
@elgreg 90’s Greg would have killed for this type of package delivery visibility. Also for this many emails to read. The 90’s were rough.
@elgreg Maybe you should open it and play so it ends this real life pandemic just like Jumanji
@elgreg You should ask this on Quora…
@elgreg All I know is cool URIs don’t change…
@elgreg Those impossible to open Amazon bubble wrap envelopes are the life vests…