@fugularity YOU MARRIED A 5 YEAR OLD!?!

@fugularity sports.nbcsports.com/2021/02/07/…

@fugularity But imagine the strategy involved on when to use your limited number of Dad pitches.

@fugularity Scratch the t ball stand and replace it with the dad pitch

@fugularity ok so you know how in football each team has a certain number of challenges? That for baseball but instead of challenging a call they get to setup a tee ball stand and hit the ball that way.

@fugularity Korn, Slipknot, Evanescence, Fugular Comority

@fugularity Are those beans bean prince?

@fugularity I wanna work at your offices

@fugularity President of Facebook Operations, Denver Broncos

@fugularity John Elways is going to manage their Facebook page.

@fugularity It’s so good. You’ll like it even though your childless.

@fugularity Have you watched “The Next One” on Netflix? It’s good. It’s about kids which is also the reason I just got around to watching a 2019 standup special

@fugularity And we’ve already forgotten about December. Thanks a lot @Lexus

@fugularity We are a Toyotathon family and that is final.

@fugularity Even better. You can see that number over time pewresearch.org/politics/2020/11…

@fugularity

@fugularity english.stackexchange.com/a/2177…

@fugularity URL never has and never will be pronounced like EARL

@fugularity Or emptyopian tubes

@fugularity You should host a high-end candy snob dinner party.