@fugularity Sometimes I use my turn signal

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@fugularity You go and find your emergency Tupperware of milk that you siphoned off from the carton just before it was to go bad

@fugularity My favorite part of the week is the Friday night subtweets from the green guy whose last name is Buttleavins

@fugularity I’m a gentleman in the streets and a freak in the spreadsheets

@fugularity What is… you crapped your pants… AGAIN!

@fugularity What is the best burger to get?

@fugularity She looked good, she looked fine

@fugularity She looked fine

@fugularity She looked good

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@fugularity Find it Jabronie

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@fugularity Find it

@fugularity No, I carry around my childhood Lego collection in my butt. Makes sitting really uncomfortable.

@fugularity But this one was the best

@fugularity I have bulk Legos in my basement

@fugularity well yea that’s what makes them so sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet

@fugularity Ketchup is the only way kids eat dinner. Ketchup is a godsend. All hail lord KETCHUP!

@fugularity C so you look like your dad

@fugularity But it’s almost September and never ending pasta month