@fugularity YOU MARRIED A 5 YEAR OLD!?!
@fugularity But imagine the strategy involved on when to use your limited number of Dad pitches.
@fugularity Scratch the t ball stand and replace it with the dad pitch
@fugularity ok so you know how in football each team has a certain number of challenges? That for baseball but instead of challenging a call they get to setup a tee ball stand and hit the ball that way.
@fugularity Korn, Slipknot, Evanescence, Fugular Comority
@fugularity Are those beans bean prince?
@fugularity I wanna work at your offices
@fugularity President of Facebook Operations, Denver Broncos
@fugularity John Elways is going to manage their Facebook page.
@fugularity It’s so good. You’ll like it even though your childless.
@fugularity Have you watched “The Next One” on Netflix? It’s good. It’s about kids which is also the reason I just got around to watching a 2019 standup special
@fugularity We are a Toyotathon family and that is final.
@fugularity URL never has and never will be pronounced like EARL
@fugularity Or emptyopian tubes
@fugularity You should host a high-end candy snob dinner party.