@fugularity 9:35pm Friday to 5:45am Tuesday is 288,600 seconds. If you blink on average once every 3 seconds then you merely need to count to 96,200 and you’ll be done.

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@fugularity neigh. a horse’s buttocks.

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@fugularity Or he can save it and use it to distract from some other upcoming scandal.

@fugularity Get the cash you need in a flash with cashpoint

@fugularity @FredZinkieMLB ** puts on his robe and wizard hat **

@fugularity That chick that joffery crossbowed

@fugularity That dude who died 8 times and then died again

@fugularity The night King

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@fugularity Give me hydrox or give me death.

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@fugularity Hmmm… businessinsider.com/government-s…

@fugularity So it’s settled. We shall start a GoFund me to start our own Major League Baseball team.

@fugularity yeaaa and wrapped in a jumbo slice to make like a warm juicy blanket for it and then you eat it like a burrito

@fugularity Eat a cheesesteak