@randallb If you just wanted to do nothing… couldn’t you just do nothing?

@elgreg Even my circus peanuts?

@high_templar @noaheverett It is. I’ll never leave. But if it eventually goes offline?

wondering why I have no Twitter friends?

@fugularity You sure about that?

@dvassallo @elonmusk Do you remember leftpad? This sounds like leftpad but for people.

qz.com/646467/how-one-programmer…

How much is a shitload then? twitter.com/WhoresofYore/status/…

@tomfinley So you’re saying in going to need to press the turbo button before playing?

Ok but can it play Doom? twitter.com/IBMResearch/status/1…

Hey @elonmusk I joined Twitter before @twitter joined Twitter. Do us OG tweeters get a special badge? twitter.com/kingkool68/status/56…

@jgarber What if we are all the fail whale?

@davatron5000 Can you still tweet your blog posts out?

@piccalilli_ How do spell piccalowlydiy?

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Me: 169 points? What is that worth?

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@CDCarter13 I’m not good?

@babysoftluke Did you know about document.designMode?

developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs…

Can you imagine printing out your node_modules? twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1…

Babe are you okay? You haven’t touched your semantic HTML and you’re using divs for everything.

Have you ever needed to send Slack messages from WordPress? It’s pretty easy to do. Here’s a repo of how I did it.

github.com/kingkool68/wordpress-…

@chriscoyier Well this is telling…

How often do you think about this as you download a document or click on a website?

Laughlin: Only when a site seems slow to load!

+1 to perceived performance improvements over really hard actual performance improvements