@SidneyMiller2 Who do they even think they are?
THERAPIST: [over the phone] How have you been passing the time?
ME: [mixing 4 types of cereal together to create a stronger, more delicious super cereal] I’m learning to cook
@bpeebles What are your speeds?
Hello friends. I am still looking for my next role.
Are you looking for a tech savvy community or content manager? Let’s talk!
Are you looking for a passionate Developer Educator / DevRel? Let’s talk!
Need Front-end help? 👋
@round Remember <frameset>? It’s a shame it’s not supported anymore.
@jbenton @aaronjorbin @nytimes Are unemployment numbers cumulative? Like people who claimed unemployment last week are claiming unemployment again this week? Or are the 6 million claims newly unemployed people?
“I was just about to click that! Why did it move?” 😭
The new Cumulative Layout Shift metrics measures unexpected shifts in layout: web.dev/cls. Shifts are commonly caused by…
🌆 Images without dimensions
🎟 Ads/iframes with dynamic dimensions
🔠 Web Font swaps t.co/iWP3vaPBm9
@mattcampux Like everyone right now?
@marcoceppi Oh phew. What about my Model T then? 😂
Woo April 2020! Can’t be as bad as March 2020, right?
So how long can my car go without starting it? It hasn’t seen much use in the past few weeks.
Uh oh! Is Corona Virus spreading to hard drives?
@adambsilver But did you put your thang down?
@JoAnnStilley how are you doing? Haven’t seen you in Twitter in a while
3 year old: Guess what Daddy?
3 year old: I woke up today!
* I roll over and go back to bed *
I remember the P2P days of Morpheus, eMule, and LimeWire. I couldn’t imagine downloading videos from there back then because it would probably take weeks.