*writing new talk*

OMG I hate this. Everything is terrible. Can I just light everything on fire? What if I just go up there and cry?

*watches that talk later*

This was actually pretty good, I don’t know what my problem was

@chrispian @williamsba @webdevstudios @maintainn Nice. Do you have a demo some where?

A lot of times, AWS is like that Scooby Doo meme where Scooby and Shaggy pull the mask off the bad guy, and it just ends up being EC2. Sagemaker? EC2 with Jupyter. Lambda? Ephemeral EC2. Redshift? DB on a couple EC2s.

Wait what channel is HBO?

What does George RR Martin call cauliflower?

Targaryen broccoli!

#gameOfDadJokes #GOT

Hey Twitter! I’d like to put this out there: anyone looking for an intern or entry level UX/UI smarty to add to your team? Strong background in cognitive psychology as well as experience in front end dev and social media, a passion for learning, and a sunny disposition ☀️

Does “crashing landing” still count? twitter.com/BreakingNews/status/…

@McDwayne Hey I remember seeing you at various WordPress meetups. I have some technical questions about @getpantheon Who would be the best person to answer my questions?

Who wore it better?

Is Git a blockchain app? Why or why not?

OK, #WordPress folks. I didn’t ask last week because April Fool’s Day: who’s hiring? Just finished a three-month sabbatical and ready to jump back into it. Strengths are multisite and PHP, but that’s the tip of what I can do. See the whole scope at linkedin.com/in/susanwrotethis

@elgreg @Rmmmsy Can you bunny hop?

@mattcampux You don’t thumbs up or favorite songs you like?

@robdel12 @CircleCI But aren’t workflows a series of jobs? And then you can fan in and fan out for complex workflows

FTP deployments are so slow. Why isn’t every deployment just a git pull on the server?

There’s another takeaway here: The next time you get impacted by some legacy code, don’t think to yourself “What were they thinking?!” but instead “What were their assumptions way back then?” It’s a good way to instil empathy for those that came before you.

Can people just post their blog posts on their own sites already?

@CambsCopsSC What say you @BunnyCDN ?

@andybelldesign Is that how you can tweet so much?

@round I like me a good side by side diff. Can you cook something up like that?