@DanielleAlberti Did you have to teach her how to hold it? Both kids would hold it upside down when they eat it.

@WordPressDC @nacin @anthonydpaul @kingkool68 @lelandf @taupecat @courtneydawn @bethsoderberg We’re hiring a FT web designer for our wordpress site @WeRecyclePaint. Can you help us spread the word? paintcare.org/about/#/jobs-rfps

Seeing how many sites are using React but then failing time-to-interactive metrics is making my soul shrivel up.

They are throwing away SEO and user experience for… why?!…

#ChromeDevSummit t.co/U6vZEzYdw9

Apple really wants me to update to Xcode 11.2 but it never seems to work after trying to install it multiple times. What gives?

Parenting advice: Let children pick between two choices to help them feel more independent and cooperative

Me: Ok kids, Choice A or Choice B?

Kids: Choice Q!!! And Choice W!!! And phalujawombochetingso

Me: 🤷‍♂️ well now what?

@randallb 4.5 year old: Who are you talking to?

Me: My friend on the Internet

4.5 year old: What is their name?

Me: Randall

4.5 year old:

@taupecat These days I’m using the Sequel Pro to do large migrations. Does that count?

@nvioli Prosecutor: where were you on or about 2:31am of November 3, 2019?

Me: which 2:35am?

Jury: *gasps*

Gallery: *additional gasps*

Judge: Time is a social construct!! Case dismissed! The defendant is free to go.

I’m finally in Chicago! I’m looking for a new position here, doing UX, content strategy, IA, or program/team management. I’m also excited to meet the local UX/design/tech community! Who wants to get together?

Just FYI… As of this week, I find myself back in the job market.

I’m looking for something remote, working in the intersection of UX & JS.

I have experience in: React, TypeScript, GraphQL, Node, Electron, etc.

Know of anyone hiring for that skill-set?

linkedin.com/in/nathan/

2.5 & 4.5 year old put 2 boxes of Baby Shark cereal on the grocery store conveyor belt

Cashier to me: Are you a fan of Baby Shark cereal because of the Nats?

Me: No, I have toddlers that just sing it constantly and I used the cereal to bribe them so I could finish shopping

Does anyone else find the middle of the day their least productive time of day?

@elgreg @jessabean They still need to race Rainbow Road right? That shits hard

@randallb What’s an IC?

Can it be included free to anyone who subscribes to HBO in general? This sounds so dumb. twitter.com/Techmeme/status/1187…

So once Halloween is over we’re all going to turn off dark-mode , right?

@brad_frost Open Activity monitor and check the CPU activity. Is it pegged? Check out the disk tab and see what is doing the most writing. My hunch is the hard drive is slowly dying and about to give up the ghost.

@round Remember Prototype before jQuery was a thing?

What’s the best thing about your Monday?

Me? I got my daughter to dance class on time.

Want to view a single image on @imgur (literally its only job)? Good luck! You gotta successfully download (354KB) and run (1.21MB) of client-side React in order to get your image requested as resource 110 of 553. What should have been an IMG element became… this. t.co/XkrbZcLQQg