@randallb So funny. There was an American pilot that didn’t work out
@randallb Just watched this again last night. Such amazing animation. Kids were pretty frightened by the last scene with the demon guy
@randallb Look at all the crappy stuff you’ve built in the past… tada! You’ve grown and gotten better!
@randallb This suit was $650 or so from Suit Supply. Lasted me through several wedding seasons
@randallb Well in 2060 I’ll be 75. So that’s terrifying.
@randallb Ditto. The computer one with Snoop Dogg was my favorite.
@randallb I think during the hype of beacons there was a used case like this. Simpler in scope, but if you’re at a conference you can connect to the beacon and get the latest schedule all without Wi-Fi
@randallb 4.5 year old: Who are you talking to?
Me: My friend on the Internet
4.5 year old: What is their name?
4.5 year old:
@randallb Well you will always be good at dying your hair blue
@randallb I planned to make some with my portfolio on it and print them on my inkjet printer to hand out to prospective employers.
Then I realized they don’t work in slot CD-ROM drives.
@randallb What’s an IC?
@randallb No? Why do you need to abandon Android if you have to use a Mac at work?
@randallb Hey give this tweet a like when you see this. I saw the news report about someone jumping at Facebook HQ and haven’t seen any activity from you. Just thinking about you.
@randallb Pixel 4 drops on October 15