@randallb 4.5 year old: Who are you talking to?
Me: My friend on the Internet
4.5 year old: What is their name?
4.5 year old:
@randallb Well you will always be good at dying your hair blue
@randallb I planned to make some with my portfolio on it and print them on my inkjet printer to hand out to prospective employers.
Then I realized they don’t work in slot CD-ROM drives.
@randallb What’s an IC?
@randallb No? Why do you need to abandon Android if you have to use a Mac at work?
@randallb Hey give this tweet a like when you see this. I saw the news report about someone jumping at Facebook HQ and haven’t seen any activity from you. Just thinking about you.
@randallb Pixel 4 drops on October 15
@randallb Accidentally lose your deodorant stick in the car
@randallb Yes? I mean it’s your phone
@randallb It’s a blast when you can find something you can all do together (without Mom) I’m lucky in that the kids really like to help out too
@randallb I just installed Cash app today to do a Facebook Marketplace transaction. I can refer you to that for $5
@randallb Is this something I can opt-in to for testing?
@randallb I was doing that and found an Install Twitter option (mine says Open in Twitter because I already installed it)
@randallb explode( ‘ ‘, $mind );
@randallb Randall was my favorite co-blogger