Hand sanitizer is anti-bacterial
The coronavirus is a virus

A bacteria and a virus is not the same
Wash your hands
Sanitizer will do nothing for the coronavirus

Sincerely
A scientist that is tired of this shit

Want to feel old? ReactJS was released May 29, 2013, or 2468 days ago.

JQuery was released August 26, 2006, or 2468 days before React was released.

That’s right. React has been around as long as JQuery was when React came out. 🤯

#reactjs #javascript

😂😂

<div> is simultaneously the best and worst feature of the web.

Best: super flexible and easy to use. You can build anything out of it.

Worst: super flexible and easy to use. You can build anything out of it.

😂😂😂

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@MrAhmadAwais Because it’s just not their style 🙂

If hell exists it’s probably just a neverending loop of trying to put a toddler to sleep.

👋 Hi Twitter! Sadly, my position was recently eliminated so I am in search of a new great role.

⚙️Web developer with a focus on the front end with over 9 years experience. JS/HTML/CSS/Node/Vue/PHP/Python etc

🙏🏻 I would really appreciate any RTs, it’s been a very tough week.

software engineering is an endless process of asking is this code fucking stupid or am i fucking stupid and the answer is usually both

In which the AMP team over-engineer a search input field in order to work around the self-imposed lack of custom JavaScript, instead of just admitting that they probably just shouldn’t use AMP for this purpose…

blog.amp.dev/2020/02/14/in-searc…

This cat from my kid’s sticker book is everything you need right now.

do NOT discuss this is a drunk tweet from yesterday that just popped from my iphone when i charged it

php counts as frontend development. discuss

Instead of calling them dependencies, try ‘liabilities’.

If you like it you should put a URL on it

I exert dominance by telling my kid only one book at night.

She exerts greater dominance by forcing me to read the copyright page.

A step-by-step guide on how to not finish anything.

Step One: Have kids.

In bed

Her: Baby, what are you thinking about?

Me: (wondering how many likes my tweet has) You

It’s completely absurd that we expect sleep-deprived parents to come to work & perform at the same level as folks who’ve slept a full night. They’re literally shaping a human life & we’re all like, “but our OKR is blah blah blah”

I don’t have kids yet but shits ridiculous.

Hi Twitter, My name is Sidney Miller, A human, a Mom, and I need a new job. I have done many things, but what I am most proud of is my work at GitHub. The best place I have worked at by far. I will be pasting that section of my resume to my twitter feed. Yes I’m nervous

Welp, as of today I’m officially funemployed. I’m taking a *little* time to figure out what I really want to/should do next, but if you know of any interesting backend-focused product oriented remote-friendly opportunities, feel free to reach out.