The last 10 years of web development have just been a long, slow walk back to the fantastic developer ergonomics and resilience of a PHP web app.

@keithmadams Pointing out that “serverless” is just the PHP execution model for other languages is a favorite pastime of mine.

call me crazy but I absolutely love CSS

I’m thankful for all of the technical debt I didn’t pay back this year

If you’re not showing up at your kid’s preschool to teach math using Biggie’s “10 Crack Commandments” as a learning tool, I question your ability to parent. Lol. 😎 t.co/LwG9AMdPnQ

Hi! I’m looking for my next front end developer position in Seattle (or remote). I’m a bootcamp grad w/ 6 months experience building front end apps for enterprise clients. I ❤️ JavaScript, React, CSS, & GraphQL. I’d love to land on a collaborative team w/ a strong growth mindset.

It’s live 🙌 happyhues.co 👀 twitter.com/mackenziechild/statu…

Shocked by how many companies are literally held together by duct tape.

If you can’t work effectively with others, you’re not a senior engineer.

Hi, WordCamp DC 2020 is happening. Please sign up for updates: 2020.dc.wordcamp.org #wcdc

As a senior developer, please remember where you came from. We all started out as junior developers. If you see your colleague struggling, offer to help or mentor them. And if you’re struggling as a junior developer, don’t be afraid to ask for help 👩‍💻🧑‍💻👨‍💻

Since having kids I just haven’t had time to wallow in despair like I used to.

If I was a computer programmer I would simply tell the computer what to do

Boycotting Raisin Bran until they fire their nonsensical, bullshit mascot, Sunny

Fun fact! Baby elephants are born weighing ~250 pounds, making them the world’s biggest babies, right next to the people who complain that CSS isn’t really coding 🧠✨💅🏼

Git push it
Git pull it
Git bop it
Git twist it

Looks like FACEBOOK will need to add some new filters:

‘capital_F_dangit’
‘capital_A_dangit’
‘capital_C_dangit’
‘capital_E_dangit’
‘capital_B_dangit’
‘capital_O_dangit’
‘capital_O_dangit’
‘capital_K_dangit’

THE CAPS won the Cup
THE MYSTICS won the Finals
THE WIZARDS are trying their best
THE FOOTBALL TEAM
THE NATIONALS won the Series

Does anyone else find the middle of the day their least productive time of day?

First round of 16TB disks at the @internetarchive — 10.5 petabytes, before and after: