Hello friends. I left my contract at PBS NewsHour last week. Looking for contracts in product design, UI/UX, or product marketing.

DMs are open and I’d really appreciate a retweet! 👍

Having kids makes life 10x more difficult but 100x better

Also: this means client side apps are now all server side apps and the thing you use to connect to Mighty is a Browser Browser.

Soon we will add tabs to the Browser Browser. Then we will add Browser Browser Side Scripting. Then Browser Browser frameworks for those scripts. Then

Hey everyone!

While in DC I had a lyft driver who was a scrum master and Oracle dba who was looking for new work. Even from our 20 min ride I could tell he was a great person.

What do you think? Can we find him something?

DM me and I’ll connect you with his resume.

Someone has viewed my LinkedIn profile

This is very nerdy and extremely unfair because I’m sure there must be good reasons for it, BUT:

client-side rendering.

If you are involved in that nonsense in any way then I will judge you.

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I saw a tweet asking why sometimes when you unsubscribe from an email list it says it can ‘take a few days’. Buckle up, as I have a RIDICULOUS story about this happening in The Enterprise™️…

@briankrebs Thanks! Note to self: if I ever turn evil and commit data breach felonies, don’t store the data *checks notes* in my own GitHub account.

Anyone in early for #AEADC want to attend NOVA Code and Coffee at Custom Ink Saturday from 9:00 AM – noon? meetup.com/NoVA-Code-Coffee/even… or DC JS Playday from 1:00 – 4:00 PM at Politico – meetup.com/DC-JavaScript/events/… If you’re staying in Alexandria or Arlington I can drive you.

@heydonworks “Everybody Hurts” when you don’t use REM

Client rendered JS applications are basically slow by default. Look how long it takes to serve the font.

Preload can save the day by declaratively loading these files. THIS IS 4 U JS BROS

#CSSCamp #webPerf
@csswizardry t.co/8pa4P1KBZO

Or you could design/develop your app using progressive enhancement techniques. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ twitter.com/jevakallio/status/11…

Me: I should really tone down the graphic tees and wear more grownup clothing.
Also me:

y o u r o w n

p e r s o n a l

w e b s i t e .

literally what the fuck is anybody talking about ever

Important news for immediate release to absolutely everyone:

There is absolutely no such thing as a Digital Experience Platform (DXP)

You sound like an idiot.

Modern web development

“Elder, why is it flat instead of flatten?” the student asked, “should the method not be in the form of an action, as spoken in the Old Tongue?”
The Elder sighed deeply and spoke: “Young One, that is a dark tale. First you must understand the history of the Tools of Moo…”

@kingkool68 I’m less proud of my ripoff of dummyimage (which gives credit to dummyimage!) that I used to learn app engine and python back in the day. I haven’t even touched it in years but it is somehow still working: ipsumimage.appspot.com.