I’d rather write more verbose code than squish it together into deeply-nested, magically-inherited, syntax-covered, cavity-causing sweetness.

If a human is having difficulty writing an interpreter for it, humans will have difficulty interpreting it.

See: wiki.php.net/rfc/arrow_functions…

Visual proof that the exterior angles of the side of a polygon always add to 360 degrees.

by @MagicPi2
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Checks out

I love having folks without kids over because I love seeing the moment they realize “holy shit this is a lot”

*writing new talk*

OMG I hate this. Everything is terrible. Can I just light everything on fire? What if I just go up there and cry?

*watches that talk later*

This was actually pretty good, I don’t know what my problem was

One disturbing constant in web development is that as network connections and devices improve in speed and quality, we will inevitably eat those gains by shipping more crap in our apps people never asked for.

Fuck Alzheimer’s Disease and everything about it. I wish we’d be talking more about how tech is going to help beat this instead of self driving cars, rockets to other planets, or fucking blockchains

When engineers just build whatever was easiest to code regardless of what the designs & prototypes show. twitter.com/sjschauer/status/111…

My daughter, HS senior, has an assignment to interview someone in a field she’s interested in going into.

She seriously considering CS as a major.

She’s looking for women (software developers) willing to talk (only a 15 min interview).

DM me.
Please RT
#womenintech

Hey Twitter! I’d like to put this out there: anyone looking for an intern or entry level UX/UI smarty to add to your team? Strong background in cognitive psychology as well as experience in front end dev and social media, a passion for learning, and a sunny disposition ☀️

I learned this was MIMAL the chef, based on the states from north to south. Always stuck with me. twitter.com/candycornball/status…

Senior web engineers twitter.com/philippspiess/status…

PMs: do the opposite of this nonsense tweet, please twitter.com/nikitabier/status/11…

Instead of Google forcing AMP on people, someone should make guidelines for writing fast webpages and a way to statically verify if pages follow them. Then G can add an icon in search results to mark fast pages.

You could call that standard Accelerated Mobile Pages or something.

Twitter, help! I graduate in July and I’m currently looking for a -grown up person-job as a designer in the North East. I’ve been freelancing at uni but it’s not a full time thing. I can send work examples of all things graphic design & illustration! + cv.🤘

ssh-keygen -t rsa -b 4096

hey, friends. i’m still looking for a full-time job (digital media or media-adjacent; interested in moving toward tech).

if you could RT, reach out with info, or rec me, i’d be really grateful! more info on me here: myfriendtyler.com

Write documentation. Even if it’s minimal, a little can go a long way when picking up a 2 year old project. Just a simple readme works.

Here we see a JavaScript programmer deploying his April Fools joke

it’s april first don’t fall for shit