Picture it: A tech conference where they give out 7,000 winter jackets to the homeless instead of 7,000 backpacks to people that already have 7,000 conference backpacks.

We need to add PR, DC, and Guam as states.

53 is a prime number

then we can truly be one nation, indivisible

Excuse me, I have been a government software contractor and I assure you this is not the largest man-made waterfall twitter.com/evankirstel/status/1…

Saying an elevator is down but will be back up shortly is the same thing as saying it’s working.

I like this gif

Urgent req:If someone in #Montreal can help me find an English-speaking #Catholic priest right away who can administer last rights, txt me 416616-4608 #mtl

When you’re on a conference call and you work from home with 4 kids

Pretty cool that for $100 AUD Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 completely rewired the way my brain experiences public spaces for the rest of my fuckin life

Shout out to @Twitter for killing all of the superior third-party apps that are way more functional than their own stock app tomorrow! #yolo

did we all generate lots of data today?

I imagine a bigshot exec at Skippy Peanut Butter is just driving along in 2014 when a new song, “Uptown Funk,” comes on the radio. He’s boppin along then hears the line “smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy” and loses his dang mind

My therapist: that’s an interesting happy place

$7.40 a week to serve 54 million searches against a DB of half a billion records with no failures. Cloud computing is often the more expensive solution, unless you know what you’re doing. twitter.com/troyhunt/status/1011…

All I want is

*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*cash register noise*

A desk farther from the foley studio

*footsteps on gravel*
*clock chimes*
*sword unsheathing*

When the bad guys get the ball in the thing. twitter.com/mikeclaynfl/status/1…

@agm1984 Programming is about people 😁

If you’re wondering who did the dope @Ocasio2018 brand identity and design work like I was, it was done by Tandem NYC and a designer named Maria Arenas.

All political advertising should be this beautiful. #NY14 t.co/spkZveGoyU

Good news: you’re not fired!

@SlackHQ is just having downtime.

Including the word “miracle” in the name Miracle Whip was a bit excessive for something that’s good on maybe two things

The CSS cascade is exactly as messy as your terrible serverside class inheritance hierarchies. But somehow we can deal with the latter because it’s “real code”

I’d like to add you to my professional network on GitHub.