What the fuck did I just read

The intensity of news today is probably the new status quo.

#WhatWouldBugsBunnyDo

i love to make websites!!!!

This is good practice for election night

Sports are very stressful. Why do people like this?

2016 World Series.

Cubs vs Indians

And then the world will end with the score tied in game seven in extra innings #apocalypse

Don’t write “flexible” modules. No matter how you plan, you’ll miss some future requirements. Write modules that are easy to delete.

This is not the web. This is the opposite of how the web was intentionally architected. twitter.com/vincetardy/status/78…

Honestly it’s a bit of a miracle any of this ever works at all twitter.com/techcrunch/status/78…

I asked a Trump supporter about fading support for him in the ‘burbs. Her response: ‘Polls are for skiers and strippers’

Google: “It just works.”
Apple: “It used to just work.”

As a former Galaxy Nexus user, I’m gonna go ahead and recommend you don’t buy the Verizon Pixel. Unlocked ftw

“I was told there would be balloons” – Bill

FACT CHECK: audience can clap since we are in OVERTIMEEEEEE

Snapchat sure is causing quite the spectacle today

AGE 24: when I have some free time I’ll re-learn higher mathematics
AGE 29: any day now
AGE 34: i hope I have time for a haircut this month

oh my god seinfeld.wad

How did this ship ?

Good question: Why do we have pull quotes on the Web? adactio.com/journal/11102