twitter is the worst place when there’s something you don’t care about going on like this golden globes thing wtf

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“Let me be clear…”
~The Invisible Man, probably

@kingkool68 *deactivates 99 redundant SEO plugins* thanks for the tip

That’s why the weight of most websites is out of proportion. m.imgur.com/3TtTwrU

I wear a pleather dress and @kingkool68 outdresses me with this monstrosity. #PewUnion twitter.com/mr_suh/status/675456…

Regardless of their stance on iOS ad/content blockers, web devs should try them out occasionally. Amazing how many popular sites are busted.

Fidelity found that common trait of successful investors is that they had totally forgotten about their portfolio…

Good post from @khanacademy on js packages vs separate files for HTTP/2. Thx @jmarantz for pointing it out. engineering.khanacademy.org/post…

Most advice for Sass developers basically boils down to:

? Don’t ? forget ? to look at ? your CSS ? output ?

Put QR codes on guns so no one will use them.

I’m going to the Internet; I’ll be back in a bit.

JavaScript is the new Flash.™

A lot of people are making fun of this new Twitter polling option but you actually can use it to increase the number

Sorry, “check engine” light, you need to take a number and get in line behind all the other indications my life is falling apart.

CHAFFEE: I’M ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE. #DemDebate

Ugh, Don Lemon.

“What’s a good branding tie-in for kids’ hot soup?”
“How about Frozen?”
“Sounds good”

Maybe AMP is not the web we need, just the web we deserve right now.

Pumpkin Spice Human Tears