It’s 4/11/14, which is sort of a palindrome …

There are no new jokes – only new people to tell them to.

I maintain that good programmers are like good Whisky–they improve with age. And they get expensive. 🙂

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Meanwhile, in a DC metro station… t.co/iEYn4QJIMF

One of my favorite book covers #genius

Make it more UXy.

It would be awesome if twitter made a Wilhelm scream sound every time you unfollowed somebody.

Since mega- is the metric prefix for a million, “Mega Millions” state lottery jackpots should really be paying trillions.

Can we design #a11y products that enable #empathy after use ? #a11ycampbay

Design is easy it is just picking colors.

Programming is easy it is just typing.

DIVitis is a communicable disease.

best picture graphics by @manijagak and myself oscars graphics

I’ve just researched the shit out of “farts.”

Read more long-form content.

.. Yes, this tweet is ironic.

McGruff the Crime Dog actor sentenced to 16 years in prison on drugs, weapons charges. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/mcgru…

The supermarket is full of roombas dressed as people.

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Remember when @ATT tried to buy @TMobile? Now they are scared of us! Funny how things have changed! #TBT

Thinking about quitting my job so I can pursue my passion project of dicking around on the internet.