Apparently “Siri , end phone call” is not a recognizable command. And also the other person can hear you.

Truncation is not a content strat… – @karenmcgrane

girl: “we took the wrong bus, could you let is off?” driver: “sing me a song” girl: “I like big butts and I cannot lie…” driver opens door

Went to a meetup in DC and @greglinch wasn’t there. I am confused.

Washington Post has only been using WordPress for four months, says @yurivictor #WPDC

“features are complications” -@yurivictor

Watch my #wordpressdc talk live at 7:30 pm ish: ustream.tv/channel/wordpressdc-m…

“I don’t believe anything really revolutionary has been invented by committee.” – Steve Wozniak

Half of Seinfeld’s plot lines wouldn’t exist if they had cellphones

Canadians: Happy Canada Day!

Americans: Happy Make Fun Of Canada Day, Eh?

well played, internet.

Meanwhile, in corporate America, workers are running Windows XP at a blurry non-native resolution on sub-par LCD screens.

Testing a theory that if I only chew on one side I only need to floss one side of my face.

We just hit 1000 members on Meetup! Credit goes to many awesome speakers leading up to this. See you next week at #ossbbq

Was good to hang out w/ the good folks at @refreshdc was a great talk from the @nclud team

You are applesauce. RT @Motts: Would you rather have more time for your children or more time with your husband?

If you rip a movie, but never watch it, is it really stolen?

cinco de mayonaise between yo turkey sandwich buns mothafucka forreal.

Big thanks to @genecrawford and the @convergese crew for bringing everyone together for another fun and inspirational year in Columbia!

Create products of the web not products on the web #convergese