personal news: my contract with @PostGraphics ends Monday, so I’m now looking for roles in news graphics, design, and/or front end dev. My experience is largely in html/css/react.js/illustrator, and past projects are in my bio. send things my way!

I have reusable grocery bags so when I go to the grocery store I can remember I forgot them at home.

Watching the Titanic sink made me sad, but as a dad it made me happy to see the ship’s lights turn off

My friend asked for suggestions for something short and dramatic to watch so I offered my 7yo daughter

If he can do it, anyone can … y’all just need to apply yourself twitter.com/your_pal_billy/statu…

hear me out…life, but easier and more fun

it’s incredible how reading this feels like finally unlocking 100% of your brain

(via @christophepas)

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.

Real talk, skateboarding is the only activity in my adult life with any meaningful class diversity. I get to make friends and engage with people of different class backgrounds. twitter.com/maxdubler/status/152…

happy birthday to @kingkool68, the first person i knew IRL to join twitter dot com

I love how Wordle can go from “Oh, this must be a word I’ve never heard before” to “Okay, I’m an idiot.”

Pardon my language but, look at this fucking bird.

@hdjirdeh @cassidoo This is an incredibly marginal usecase. You gain performance by lazy loading images, not defering the decoding. I can’t imagine ever using this.

Everyone on my team (5 men ages 48-75) texts me to make sure the slang they’re using is correct in context. Some examples below:

Can you imagine working across timezones once we become a multi-planetary species?

tomorrow is promised to no one. don’t meal prep

thinking of him 😌

sometimes i thank 17 year old me for writing the heart in a blender line cuz he was like here you go buddy this awful line is going to make it so you never have to get a job

Early WordPress wasn’t just simple – it was fun to dig into and inviting to work with.

Many call it sloppy now, but I love how human that makes it.

It leans into its jazziness as a thousand different individuals ebb and flow in and out of it, jamming with each other. 💙

Normalize office dodgeball games.

“Circle back on THIS, Steve!”