“That brought us innovation in looking around corners and skip through games. I always went level by level. I never knew you could skip from level 3 to level 7. That’s what they’ve taught us.” – Deborah L. Birx M.D. describing millennials at a White House press conference.

Practicing safe social distancing today by dropping the kids off at the grand parents hous

But here’s the catch: if we EVER relax suppression before a vaccine is administered to the entire population, COVID-19 comes right back and kills millions of Americans in a few months, the same as before.

“Come Out and Play” by The Offspring

You gotta keep em separated

youtube.com/watch?v=XwCLs97O12A

#CoronaVirusPlaylist

We can now read the Imperial College report on COVID-19 that led to the extreme measures we’ve seen in the US this week. Read it; it’s terrifying. I’ll offer a summary in this thread; please correct me if I’ve gotten it wrong.
imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial-co…

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Come help us make the web faster and lighter.

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Just found out my largest client is unable to continue due to the virus’s impact on their programs. Thinking through possible next steps, but if you happen to have or know about any branding or web design projects or roles please reach out. I really appreciate it 💛

My heart goes out to everyone on the job search in this climate. 💙

📣 If you’re looking for a tech job, feel free to respond here with what you’re looking for and any links.

If hiring, reach out to these people! If not, you could either RT or at least follow these fine folks.

@anthonydpaul @taupecat We would get a bloated Electron-y version of Docker. Yay JavaScript!

@anthonydpaul @taupecat What you describe is what Docker does. Not sure how you’re fitting NPM into all of this.

Can the next thing they order to be locked down be the use of the word “HELLA”? twitter.com/jackmurphylive/statu…

@anthonydpaul @taupecat This is a good podcast that talks about what NPM is/was and how it is run shoptalkshow.com/345/

@anthonydpaul @taupecat I don’t see how you would use NPM to merge data changes between environments unless your data is very simple and structured. And Git can already do that for you.

@anthonydpaul @taupecat Uh…. I just see NPM as a bunch of JavaScript files. GitHub already has something similar called Packages (github.com/features/packages) that I guess wasn’t taking the world by storm. It sounds like NPM is a huge money drain. So good luck with that Microsoft.

This morning I learned that I no longer have a job, so I’m looking for new opportunities.

I’m currently looking for a remote PT or contract position working with React, though I’m up for learning new technologies.

I appreciate RTs or inquiries for frontend or DevRel positions.

GitHub buys npm github.blog/2020-03-16-npm-is-jo…

@nekolaweb Remember Marble Madness?

Cumulative Layout Shift #CLS tuning tip

Add html{overflow-y:scroll} to enforce a scrollbar at first paint.

Pages with a layout shift drastically reduced as soon as the above CSS rule was added. #WebPerf #AimForZero t.co/k4KCUnmzPo

TIL: you can shorten CSS gradients & remove redundant values by using a little “fixup trick”.

Thanks to @anatudor who shared it on @css. 🙇🏻‍♂️
(css-tricks.com/while-you-werent-…)

#devsheets

🔗 Codepen example: codepen.io/stefanjudis/pen/vYOjJ…
🔗 Fixup spec paragraph: drafts.csswg.org/css-images-3/#c… t.co/5UhShsxGvE