wondering why I have no Twitter friends?

Me: I hope this OSS project helps people!
People: Thanks, it does! But we have questions and issues
Me: No problem
People: Forever
Me: Oh no

When you compare the size of a gummy worm versus a gummy bear, it starts to paint a horrific picture of the gummy universe.

Wife: Let’s spice things up in the bedroom.

Me: Hey baby, I’ll tikka your masala. Heh.

Wife: Absolutely not like that.

almost everything on computers is perceptually slower than it was in 1983

Another smaller resolution for 2020:

BRING BACK BLOGS. You don’t own your social media and it can all go away in a heartbeat or be weaponized against you — blogs are great! Yay blogs! More blogs! Maybe even from me!

A long time ago— like 15 years ago— I worked at Sun Microsystems. The company was nearly dead at the time (it died a couple years later) because they didn’t make anything that anyone wanted to buy anymore. So they had a lot of strange ideas about how they’d make their comeback.

I’m making VR games, for a living, right now. That’s another tech that might turn out to be a white elephant nobody wants. The approach I’m taking, with my current game and the one I want to make after it, is *don’t make a game for VR unless that game could ONLY exist in VR*.

I’m looking for a new software engineer position in downtown Salt Lake City or remote. 15+ years experience to help with your front end, backend, operations, or data needs. Send me a DM if you’ve got something, thanks!

The Illusions Gaming Company had the most awesome animated logo

🔥 CVE-2019-14287

A flaw in Sudo—that comes installed on almost every #Linux OS—could let users run commands as “root” even when they’re restricted.

Details ➤ thehackernews.com/2019/10/linux-…

How? Just by specifying user ID “-1” or “4294967295” in the command instead of the root. t.co/zlvC7PSYrI

“If you have to micro-manage a designer and point out every detail, the relationship is not working.” barn2.co.uk/barn2-rebrand/

Ooohhh I got one! I configured my terminal prompt to give me an emoji based on whether the last command was successful or not so I can see at a glance!

#DevDiscuss t.co/mphSjaLFmu

Blogs are good, everyone should have a blog.

I’m looking for a full-time product design role in London / SF / Remote 👋

As a 🦄 I’m skilled in building entire products – from a web-based motion graphics editor, to a Figma to Google Slides plugin and a game engine.

👉alyssax.com
✉️ [email protected] (or DM me) t.co/DqiFtLlmpp

Sometimes you just shouldn’t look under the hood to see the tangled mess of divs and classes and leftover automated framework junk.

/me closes hood, walks away

I’m hiring a senior designer and a designer to join Walmart’s online grocery design team, focusing on associate-facing apps.. The position is based in Reston, VA. Last year Walmart posted 45% growth in this area–it’s an exciting time to be working on this project.

Happy #hotdogday from everyone at Goodboy Digital!

Women of Twitter: do you kick ass at JavaScript and accessibility? Looking for a remote job? I’d love to hear from you. Get in touch (DMs are open) ✨