@mcmanusducksong What’s the difference between Cache-Control: Immutable and far future expires headers? Would they accomplish the same thing

Around City Hall, about a thousand people are protesting. One person is ice skating.

@corbett3000 Because I don’t have an iPhone.

EXPECTATION: the semantic web, microformats, cards, tags, metadata
REALITY: highly jpeg’d screenshots of websites posted to other websites.

@zacharyGeiger Do you still want the Daily Newsletter?

What do we want?
Peer-reviewed Science
When do we want it?
Yesterday, please!

Spanish translation and “Accessibility” options removed from bottom of White House webpage. #Inauguration t.co/UdYsuZyilt

.@WordPressDC back at CHIEF 1/17! @courtneydawn to talk CMSs @ museums + @kingkool68 will talk scaling on @awscloud. meetup.com/wordpressdc/events/23…

Is there some football thing going on now?

Conferences! *Please* include the year in URLs, and archive past sites. As a speaker, stable URLs and historical data are crucial for my CV.

I don’t really care where you publish your work, but you better save the original text, because that magazine/platform is gonna disappear.

R.I.P. 2016 (2016 – 2016)

When you overhear people complaining that their tools are the root cause of failure send them this video of Kelly Slater on a table. t.co/0Mw1CByeUy

@taupecat You just cursed it for 2017

@Shinestythreads My suit was a big hit at the @billy_penn Xmas party twitter.com/kingkool68/status/81…

Publish something deeply personal: get 10 pageviews
Publish a joke: Get close to 1200 pageviews.

Ah, the internet.

Winced my way through this article against progressive enhancement viget.com/articles/the-case-agai… Winced harder when I saw myself quoted.

Soon, WordPress.org will only be recommending hosts that ship HTTPS certificates and PHP7 by default: wordpress.org/news/2016/12/movin…