@fugularity TO THE TIME MACHINE!!! **sets dial to 1997** youtube.com/watch?v=LvzodEzseW8

@karlgroves OOoooooo so this is what winter is like.

@fugularity So you have had 2-3 fillings judging by the very nature that teeth are meant to touch each other on each side.

Woke up from a nap and there is snow on the ground. What is going on?!

@DUQE I’m getting weird notifications now too.

WordCamp Lancaster is February 28th and I just bought my ticket. Hope to see you there! lancasterpa.wordcamp.org/2015/

@chriswilsondc Based on your answers, we think you’ll have the most success in Provo, UT, where 1.0e+2 percent of women meet your criteria.

Adding custom image sizes to the size select menu in WordPress’ media uploader is a cinch. premium.wpmudev.org/blog/adding-…

I just published “The ‘Web Application’ Myth” medium.com/@codepo8/the-web-appl…

refactor in the morning, refactor in the evening, refactor at suppertime

Radical Redesign or Incremental Change? nngroup.com/articles/radical-inc… via @nngroup

“Elevator Saga is a game in which you write Javascript to control a bank of elevators.” metafilter.com/146807/elevatoron…

@AstickofGum
Lawyer: Your honor, my client has a pristine record….
Judge: I see he missed a homework assignment in daycare… GUILTY!

Eyewitness video shows final seconds of TransAsia Airways flight before it crashed into a river in Taiwan – TVBS youtube.com/watch?v=lYczDsj0ATI

“It is none of our business why our audience is using the web the way they’re using it.” @kirabug @alistapart alistapart.com/article/reframing…

America is the dancing shark. The dancing shark is America.

i have a fiat 500 brb putting viagra in the gas

♬ Nationwide, your kids are dead ♬

Things all parents should do: teach kids financial responsibility by showing them the family income and budget. nyti.ms/1yQIxMQ