@joeleenk Nice! Enjoy the show!

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@burblebeep Not a fox?

@s_plum Given enough time, chocolate turns into a fluid layout… all over your hands.

@taupecat You can go tomorrow and hang out in the lobby.

@taupecat @aaronjorbin Start a fire. Wear a coat. Wrap up in a blanket. All of these are things you can do when you want to be warmer.

@zeldman You should try relying on the Metro system for your daily commute. Then you will really see dysfunctional.

@freshyill Attack the problem like a computer nerd -> forums.macrumors.com/showthread.…

@freshyill 1990 Toyota Tercel: ~0 fps

Finished watching the documentary ‘Crash Reel’ about the effects of brain injury on a pro snowboarder It was riveting forbes.com/sites/dandiamond/2013…

The redesign will continue until morale improves.

So the Moto X was announced but no details on an unlocked version. And the waiting continues… Samsung Note III? HTC One Max?

@ahockley Oh man. Sorry bout that.

@markjaquith @ahockley Nice job! Congrats on 3.6! i.imgur.com/bfJ5eQy.gif

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@randallb He’s always been nuts. But Danny Way is crazier. This is from 1997 dannyway.com/wp-content/uploads/…

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@Meeversole Any extra tickets open up for #AEADC this year? I know someone who wants to go really, really badly.

@Fourmilab Oh phew! I thought my weight measurements that I added to your site for the past two years were gone forever. I should dl them.

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