$750/month for 30 years with an annual return of 7.5% = $1 MILLION! (Too bad $1 Million in 30 years won’t equal what it does today.)

@drewcrawford Thank you for writing “Why mobile web apps are slow”. I thoroughly enjoyed reading every single word.

@steph_hay LOL.

It’s 20-fucking-13, start using <label>’s with your checkboxes and radio buttons. C’mon people. #usability #accessibility #commonsense #fb

“JavaScript has gotten a lot faster. But we’re now at Peak JavaScript. It doesn’t get much faster from here.” – sealedabstract.com/rants/why-mob…

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Sea is for Cookie, that’s good enough for me. i.imgur.com/L3uCOf2.jpg

Please take this year’s annual WordPress survey, and tell your friends! wp-survey.polldaddy.com/s/wp-201…

@Smashley017 @SmellyICE I remember that character from Mega Man

Make this ten million and one status updates that say the exact same thing: Happy July 4th.

Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts, Mutilated monkey meat. Dirty little birdie feet… And me without my spoon.

@kathkat15 So I guess you’re against circumcision then as well?

I bet Art Clokey, he creator of Gumby, would have a really awesome presence on Vine.

USAA’s update to their Android app makes depositing a check from your phone insanely easy. Such a great experience.

@mr_suh I like these better than the hipster frames.

Had a productive day at the beach in Ocean City, MD instagram.com/p/bFEfcWRzcc/

@AstickofGum Well congrats. I guess the best matron won.

Internet is slow/down. #Apocalypse

If you start out with poor quality content, making your website responsive won’t magically fix your content. – @karenmcgrane #aeabos

Future of web design: remove every distraction you possibly can, focus on the content, make it readable on every device. – @zeldman #aeabos