Remember “Tangerine Speedo” by Caviar? Peak 2000

youtube.com/watch?v=E3ks9GS26Ng

Here’s one small change in PHP 8 that (as things stand currently) breaks WP without triggering even a notice.

wiki.php.net/rfc/string_to_numbe…

WP friends, this is an interesting opportunity: the Biden campaign is looking for a WordPress developer jobs.lever.co/joebiden/bb14d25c-…

@chuckborowicz What about Pink Shirt guy? It’s been over a decade

google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmem…

Okay, when no less than Steve Yegge craps on ⁦@GCPcloud⁩ for deprecating things, you pull up a chair and listen. ⁦@killedbygoogle⁩, read this. medium.com/@steve.yegge/dear-goo…

Psst, pass it on…

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Very happy to see we’ve helped one of our customers save over 97% of their monthly costs compared to CloudFront while still offering lightning-fast performance for cheaper than a bag of carrots 🐇

medium.com/@yani/cost-comparison…

@randallb Like this? amzn.to/2E6HSCw

Playing Super Mario Bros. before school.

#ZadieAlyssa

📸 instagram.com/p/CD3oVMuhvJ4/ via tweet.photo

PHP 8 is coming on November 26, 2020. Expect new functions like str_contains(), str_starts_with(), and str_ends_with(). There is also a whole bunch of other stuff that I don’t really understand.

stitcher.io/blog/new-in-php-8?re…

✍️ New post: How I Structure My CSS (for Now)
#css #methodologies

matthiasott.com/notes/how-i-stru…

OJ Simpson trial verdict. They announced the results during lunch. I was in 4th grade I think. twitter.com/jvharris_1965/status…

We’re dropping a different kind of track: a new ice cream truck jingle. Sound UP to hear why I collabed with @GoodHumor.
Check out the full track here: goodhumor.com/jingle
#GoodHumorPartner t.co/9SXxvuTGCu

When interviewers ask me if I’m hopeful for Accessibility in the future, stories like this are what allow me to say yes

Of his own volition, Tony Hawk chooses to rename an iconic skater move because times have changed and it’s not appropriate and didn’t convey the right message twitter.com/USgamernet/status/12…

Modernizing a Legacy PHP Application adrien.poupa.fr/modernizing-a-le…

@Jaypordy You can use a scripting language to loop over 1500 times saving each image with different text. Dummyimage.com is written in PHP which happens to be my favorite programming language to work with. But there are lots of different ways to pull this off.

Zadie was playing with regular Legos at school when I picked her up. I told her when she got home to ask Grandma Beth where my old Lego sets were. My mom had kept them from my childhood all this time and now Zadie is…

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And I just updated my stable of personal sites to the latest version just like that. Everything works! twitter.com/WordPress/status/129…

WordPress 5.5 “Eckstine” wordpress.org/news/2020/08/wordp…

I was one of the 250 folks at Mozilla who got let go today. Looking for full-time remote roles where my PHP+Python+testing skills and knowledge will help your org move forward. chartjes AT grumpy-learning.com