“Man kids shows today are so weird” I say to myself while fondly reminiscing about motorcycle riding mice living on the planet Mars appropriately titled “Biker Mice from Mars”

Oh my god please find a new topic already

Me to my toddler every morning:

Google’s Nest Hub respects your privacy while it watches your every move in your sleep…

Speaking of time change, this old iHome kitchen radio iPod dock that came with our house has a switch to adjust the time for daylight saving time.

The girls did good today walking through the trails in our neighborhood eventually ending up at a playground. We sugared them up with Skittles before the long walk back home.

#ZadieAlyssa #VeraAddison

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He’s happiest when swinging.

#CadenApollo

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We found a big rock on our walk today so ofcourse the girls had to strike a pose on it.

#ZadieAlyssa #VeraAddison

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@yesimmelinda This is my exercise

@ryaneffindudek

@ryaneffindudek Why am I seeing the Internet post memes of them feeding you stuff?

Monkeying around between virtual classes. Such a nice day outside today!

#ZadieAlyssa

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it’s a joke please don’t hurt me

❤️

#VeraAddison #ZadieAlyssa

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@KLobstar @MaraWilson Why not both?

Clicking the pin also shows a subtle AD disclaimer

That’s um… subtle…

#ArtsOfVibrancy Neon Pastel vividness is my thing ✨🌙