When you open a fortune cookie and there is no fortune inside

“it doesn’t use field names as keys”

It does if you register them via PHP advancedcustomfields.com/resourc…

@miked1ck @hollymariegibbs Here is the hub in action:

HDMI, USB for keyboard, Ethernet for gigabit internet, and one USB port to power the hub

Me: Ok kids do you want chicken nuggets for dinner?
Kids: YEA!
Me: Ok here are your chicken nuggets
Kids:

@fugularity

@JJJ I’m still perplexed about why nearly all of my wired devices are stuck at a 90% experience

2 year old running to me with a hair tie

“Daddy I want this hair up”

“You want this in a pony tail?”

“Yea!!!”

“But…”

Did some more tweaking tonight
– Upgraded jQuery from version 2 to version 3
– Added instant.page/ to preload links on hover
– Made some links more descriptive for a11y
– Fixed a CSS transition glitch for all anchor links

Not a bad result…

One weakness of vampires? They get soggy in milk…

Daycare drop off was interesting this morning

At 5 am she decided she wanted to get up and come snore in my ear..

@randallb This suit was $650 or so from Suit Supply. Lasted me through several wedding seasons

Nice

@courtneydawn You mean you don’t cook mushrooms over the sink while talking to your dying mother over the corded telephone?

This one still makes me cringe even after reading it several dozen times…

today is a national holiday

Australia

Remember this? 👴