@fugularity IMPOSTOR!

Well crap…

twitter.com/twittersupport/statu…

Why does this bird look like it only speaks in riddles?

h/t reddit.com/r/Awwducational/comme…

this is the biggest joke on the internet ATM @AMPhtml

Reading an article about Disney raising their theme park prices. I guess I’ll have to refinance my house just to take the kids there now…

Visited Waverly’s new house on the way home from upstate New York.

#VeraAddison instagram.com/p/BfCn4SjFk18/

Spent the afternoon lugging this one up and down the snow tubing hill.

#ZadieAlyssa instagram.com/p/BfAQPQuFbxw/

Of course Zadie wanted to lick the larger-than-her icicle.

#ZadieAlyssa #bigicicle instagram.com/p/Be9kfyxlj--/

An icicle taller than Zadie.

#ZadieAlyssa #itscoldout #frozen instagram.com/p/Be9kNnaFNzy/

@round

@daljo628

We make this look easy. 💪

#ZadieAlyssa #climbzone #blocks #tetris #wegotthis instagram.com/p/Bewqa7klUQ6/

We finally found a bookcase big enough to hold all of Zadie’s stuff.

#climbzone #climbing instagram.com/p/BewpRXEFYWA/

@Pornhub @Crisco

This wheelchair ramp.

My wife turned her back for 2 seconds and she grabbed the iPad and brought up YouTube. Start ’em young, right @MKBHD?

Practicing her Valentine’s Day look a bit early.

#VeraAddison #heartstickers instagram.com/p/BemFU7mlzji/

Dungeons & Diners & Dragons & Drive-Ins & Dives: Escape from Flavortown

I guess this means the roads are icing…