@fugularity @astickofgum @kathkat15 Depends for Nozzles™

@AstickofGum @fugularity @kathkat15 Post. More. Nozzle. Pics. On. The. Internet.

@fugularity @kathkat15 mummy was supposed to be mmmkay? but it got autocorrected and I just went with it like Internet performance art.

@fugularity @kathkat15 WHOA WHOA! When did this turn into “Let me show you a picture of my nozzle” mummy?

I disabled @tmobile’s Binge On feature after reading eff.org/deeplinks/2016/01/eff-co…

Instructions for doing so: support.t-mobile.com/docs/DOC-24…

@fugularity @Smashley017 Waffles. twitter.com/Smashley017/status/6…

@mr_suh @joannabrenner I’m a penguin youtube.com/watch?v=kUvKyqtQw0A

@mr_suh @joannabrenner Assholes and penguins?

@fugularity @astickofgum You mean “on a partridge in a pear tree”? Get with the Christmas times, man!

@nprmonkeysee @smarty I think she’s talking to you…

Enjoyed @WordCampUS in Philly? Of course you did! Join us March 5, just over an hour west, for WordCamp Lancaster! lancasterpa.wordcamp.org/2016

@daniellealberti @joannabrenner my parents

@timharbour @mattwilcox I dunno we can experience the future (imagination) and the past (nostalgia)

@design_tlc @real_css_tricks @anthonydpaul I always dug this quote from @markboulton: russellheimlich.com/frontend-tip…

@kingkool68 *deactivates 99 redundant SEO plugins* thanks for the tip

Come out tmrw for @WordPressDC #GeniusBar edition! As the name implies, they’ll be plenty of smart people & beer. bit.ly/1Q7TFib

@jensimmons cc/ @sethrubenstein

@titonka @brownpau wore that to my company holiday party last Friday.

Swinging in the play gym at Kidville for a one-year olds birthday party with @naudebynature’s… instagram.com/p/_NkH_JDe85/

I wear a pleather dress and @kingkool68 outdresses me with this monstrosity. #PewUnion twitter.com/mr_suh/status/675456…