Hey @livingsocial instead of doing deals on diarrhea in a mermaid cup how about a deal on mile long ethernet cables.

@freshyill Is there some @livingsocial deal for ginormous ethernet cable?

@feather @karlgroves Congrats to both of you!

@AstickofGum @ammy914 “Fuck it! Just run home!”

Hey @comcast, @verizonfios says you stink. You gonna take that?

I just unlocked the “Fixer Upper” badge on @foursquare for checking in at hardware stores! Tool Time! 4sq.com/REXhUX

I just reached Level 3 of the “Flame Broiled” badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 10 different burger joints! 4sq.com/PUWCQl

Can’t wait “@markimbriaco: The real estate closing process is such an utter train wreck. It’s amazing anyone owns property, anywhere.”

@mugunthkumar @pauljadam False. youtube.com/watch?v=N4t3-__3MA0

@nacin Galaxy Nexus. Just ask @JohnPBloch, @async_io, @aaronjorbin

@ayomattayo “Finger pippin each other’s assholes” cc/ @naudebynature

AMIDOINGITRITE? RT @trepmal: Sorry. I’m a sucker for ‘retweet to win’

@nacin My wife @naudebynature used to follow @uberfacts until they mentioned people on Guam still live in huts. Guamanians don’t like that.

@kingkool68 This. Very this: dribbble.com/elliottcable

(by @elliottcable)

@leolaporte @usaa

I’m going to @AccessCampDC on Oct 13! Tickets are free.

@SawatdeeRuck @naudebynature hearts scrapple too. And she made the breakfast. I just took the picture.

@AdeyLady123 @viget Lovely.

Check out my new type tester! test.jamestedmondson.com/ Code by the legendary @desandro

Going to a lunch meeting with some people from PBS @NewsHour. You know, just another work day. Whatevs. #excitementHiddenInSarcasm