@cohenspire @TimHops I was going to look into how much it would be to ride a tornado down to SC Pecos Bill style is.gd/uH5Jm6

CNN didn’t get the message that Mixx is dead ping.fm/a7EXj cc @jgarber

@dudleystorey Hellllo! cc/ @brownpau

Now that @BarackObama has released his birth certificate, Donald Trump should the release the death certificate for that thing on his head.

@Kennjason @TmoNews Isn’t it called, theShack now?

@cohenspire @jfc3 @jzy SUNDAY CAN BE MEAT DAY!

@mpiccorossi @woot: $169.99 : Apple 8GB iPod touch with Retina Display & FaceTime (Current Gen) woot.com

I wonder why I’m one of the selected few followed by @yahoomail ?

@MikeNGarrett @jessabean @cohenspire two words: bathroom art

we are live streaming the @AccessibilityDC On Captioning – ustream.tv/channel/adaptive-serv…

@tilsammans @cvilly @konigi @wireframegirl is.gd/NEOx6s shortest!

My guess? Twitter Pro RT @BreakingNews Twitter in advanced talks to buy TweetDeck for around $50 million – WSJ is.gd/5KLjBc

IT’S HIS LUCKY DAY! RT @BreakingNews President Goodluck Jonathan declared election winner in oil-rich Nigeria amid opposition riots – AP

@nbcwashington @eunyangnbc is.gd/IcgAib

I used to walk by here everyday RT @bpeebles Flooding Washington Harbor @capitalweather #dcweather is.gd/wlOF0p

reminder @AccessibilityDC is about “Captioning” on Tuesday at 6:30 PM at MLK Library – bit.ly/gsGamF

@jdroth You should interview @kplawver who started is.gd/UAzJz2

@farrelley making my way to @churchkeydc

S-L-O-W-L-Y RT @onedayfordesign when you describe design to a non-designer friend, how do you describe it? #1D4D via @stop

So brave. All of Japan is pulling for you. RT @KimKardashian This rainy weather with my cold isn’t a great combo but I’m gonna fight through