@pauljadam There’s no aria-live=”hectic” ?

@astickofgum What did they feed him this time?

Woke up from a nap and there is snow on the ground. What is going on?!

@fugularity are you sure those aren’t filings? Or are you looking back at all the cavities you’ve had over the years?

@duqe How many inaccurate DC metro stops did you see?

@davatron5000 Here ya go… now tell me… is css-tricks.net HTML 5.1 compatible?!?!

@naudebynature what?

@freshyill You don’t have a Slack account for your entire organization?

@williamsba You read web sites all the time right?

@jensimmons No hovers?

@aebsr So why do you care about this stupid case?

Barber: What’s on your mind?

Me: A Devil’s Haircut.

@DUQE iframe? More like ilame.

Why are you late?

Motorcade.

#legitDCExcuses

@astickofgum When can toddlers start snowboarding?

“If evolution is real, why are there still sandwiches *and* Hot Pockets?” @seamusleahy

@whistle Whatcha waiting for moneybags?

@s_plum Pretty sweet feeling isn’t it?

@mr_suh Did you order a lot of sweetish meatballs?

Radical Redesign or Incremental Change? nngroup.com/articles/radical-inc… via @nngroup