@joannabrenner Talking to other human beings? ICK!

@naudebynature That’s it?

@taupecat Where do you stay? I met someone on the lift who goes every weekend form VA. 5 hour drive each way.

@ux_ryu Have you seen this? adamkaplan.me/grid/

@lauradhahn WHOA WHOA WHOA! Shouldn’t you A/B test that first before jumping to conclusions about @petemanning’s birthday?

@jackweirdy Why? PayPal already took all my money and ran away with it.

@polishxlion @tom_rich_ WHY? PEOPLE WILL SEND ME MONIES!

@kathkat15 @astickofgum I hope this will happen in one sitting… Is this why you don’t want any visitors in the cave of solitude?

@nclud Is “collaborative environment” a positive spin on “we don’t have enough desks for everyone”?

@duqe FALSE. No pictures? No maze? No jokes or riddles to occupy my time until my food arrives? What kind of menu is this?

What is the point of the second option for unsubscribing from junk mail? Good use of breadcrumbs.

@PNCBank_Help can you take back that $7 fee?

@PNCBank_Help A service charge of $7? What is “CALCULATED SERVICE CHARGE TYPE VR”

@martinstabe How about big.honkin-number? pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2014/0… (Inspect the goldish number element).

@xcg3x I thought you live in California?

So when’s the last time you opened the Jelly app? That’s what I thought.

@DUQE what email?

@DUQE was she describing her ideal boyfriend?

@trepmal Ah yes… that usually comes right before the buy new glasses period, right?

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