@JohnPBloch Shouldn’t you report them to @spam ?

@chriscoyier what’s goin on in Virginia? You should stop by DC on June 12. We’re having an open source BBQ.

@desandro Did you see a goofy looking white guy with oversized headphones? I totally thought it was you as you were riding away.

First Chuck Brown, then Donna Summer, now Robin Gibb?! Oh fate, how many 70s musicians can you force me to google in one week?!?

#callous

@trepmal Have you ever built a chat bot?

@freshyill WHAT?!?! All that poking for nothing…

So is everyone a Facebook millionaire yet?

@AstickofGum That show is still on? Is it the series finale?

You are applesauce. RT @Motts: Would you rather have more time for your children or more time with your husband?

@chipcullen well it will still work for the next 3 years. After that? Who knows.

Since I’m in a social media meeting it’s OK to peruse my twitter/Facebook/google+ feeds, right?

What? The Google Image charting API is deprecated! I love that API. It inspired me to build dummyimage.com ping.fm/HsbaS

@JohnPBloch what? That site is totally safe. It’s Pixelpipe

@trepmal that Raphael stuff was crazy right?

@JohnPBloch Are you pregnant?

If you rip a movie, but never watch it, is it really stolen?

@farrelley here at church key, where are you?

@MikeNGarrett Like this? sharpshirter.com/Mens-Haymaker-T…

Did anyone lose some foreign currency at the WordPressDC meetup tonight? I found some…

Did you ever win at old Windows Solitaire, then wait to see if the cards would cover every speck of green background? kly.me/z