5 year old: When we get home can we play Google Earth?

Me: We sure can!!!

@DerekAshauer @wpengine @SiteGround @WPShowoff You sure?
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@jfc3 Go back to sleep? What kind of sorcery is this?

wanna feel old?

twitter is turning 20 in 3 years

yea, i know

WordPress theme development is one of my all-time favorite things. I would love to learn from WordPress theme developers out in the field about workflows, tech stacks, obstacles, and successes related to creating WordPress themes. Interested? Let’s Chat. daisyonwp.com/chat-with-daisy/

Have you ever improved anything after a performance review? Please do tell.

What is your favourite programming language? 😊

Mine is ✨WordPress✨

Facebook announced it’s finally killing Instant Articles in April.

Google just put a target on Optimize. How about finally kill AMP so we’re back to the normal version of web as we know it?

@MikeNGarrett You have newspapers?

It’s been forever since we had a good Service Pack. What ever happened to that term?

Why should you apply to that job?

Let me tell you a story my first manager told me after hiring me.

It was my 1st developer interview and I was terrified. She had a few candidates in mind, and she sent us home with a small coding project to do and then she was going to decide

@Rmmmsy So the more you spend, the more you save?

Wait… WHAT?

Not exactly an on-brand voice and tone message but that’s cool. I’ll take it.

“pretty much everything you could ever want”

Where has this been my whole life?

Today I learned Mount Dew has a newsletter called the “DEWSLETTER”

What sort of regular content would one expect from the world’s most extreme soda company? Let’s see…

Wife on Dec 25: I’ve got everything I could ever want right here with me.

Me on Dec 28: WHY DOES THE AMAZON DELIVERY GUY KEEP SHOWING UP?

@babysoftluke Can it run WordPress?

@dimensionmedia NICE! When do we leave?

– Tao Tronics LED desk light (that I bounce off the wall for video lighting)
– Sony MDR-V6 over-ear headphones
– GIGABYTE GM-M5050 Optical Wired Mouse

I think that about covers everything. What is your setup like?

Best part of I’m Too Sexy is your journey when he goes “I’m a model” and you’re like “Got it” but then he says “You know what I mean?” and you’re like “I thought I did but now I’m not sure” but then he goes “I do my little turn on the catwalk” and you’re like “Okay I did get it.”