remember being a child and thinking adults were smart?????????????

My ten hour white noise video now has five copyright claims! 🙂

I’m a blind twitter user. There are a lot of us out there. Increase your ability to reach us and help us interact with your pictures, it’s really simple and makes a huge difference to our twitter experiance allowing us to see your images our way. Thanks for the description 😎 t.co/hCsjoFdmev

If you run any kind of help/support forum and you’re considering moving to Slack instead, please don’t. Losing your public searchable archive is a huge mistake and a backward step for usability and the open web.

Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?

The most impressive part of the iMac Pro isn’t the specs- it’s the evolution of the internal design over the last 9 years. A silent and relentless refinement t.co/zwfzGpsWND

The bebby is hongry

Very cool graph show what people really mean when they use vague terminology describing the probability of an event. Source: buff.ly/2kJ61T7 t.co/cLLc0BgZVO

Psst, Twitter refuses to work with @internetarchive to archive tweets

It’s amazing that people are able to get through life without the ability to hack a URL parameter when necessary.

Please help me find a job for Christmas! I’m looking for a new position doing UX/IA, strategy, or team management. In Calgary, remote, or can relocate. Is your team hiring? Any tips or intros would be very appreciated.

“Now! Bitcoin, now! Dogecoin, now! Litecoin and Dash,
“On! Monero, on! Ripple, on! Ether and BCash;
“To the top of the charts! Let no margin be called!
“Now hash away! Hash away! Hash away all!”

CHILD: But how can Santa deliver toys to every little boy and girl on his list in one night?
ME: (laughs) It’s quite simple. The items on Santa’s list are called blocks, and each block in his “blockchain” typically contains a hash pointer, a timestamp, and transaction data…

“AWS is down”
I looked to my coworker who was now tracing tribal glyphs on his face with a sharpie.
“The machine is broken’. he mused. “We must begin anew”.
Now fashioning a crude spear with tape and a plastic butter knife,
“We will live off the land. We will find a better life.”

Do me a favor, RT if you’re a Senior Engineer who gives a damn about mentoring juniors.

“The Fold” is my least favorite term related to website creation.

Also, when you’re done with a spreadsheet, it’s called a spreadshat. Tell your friends and colleagues.

Announcing Frontenberg! A frontend, logged out #Gutenberg playground that lets you test out the new #WordPress editor instantly frontenberg.tomjn.com/ t.co/KCJLP0nate

1/ There’s no denying that 2017 was a really tough year… but it also delivered some amazing moments of hope and progress. Here are some inspiring tweets that you may have missed…

This is really incredible. ML is forming an impenetrable moat around many Google properties, and Maps is perhaps the most visible example. If you’re hoping Apple Maps will be competitive someday, don’t hold your breath. justinobeirne.com/google-maps-mo…