not gonna write another post about AMP, not gonna write another post about AMP, not gonna….crap

timkadlec.com/2017/03/amp-and-th…

Repeated theme of #ampconf is
“We made simpler AMP pages & then we realized they actually convert better & went to simplify our main site“

And, remember, if you have the audacity to switch off AMP then Google will stop people accessing your site.
shkspr.mobi/blog/2016/11/removin… twitter.com/cramforce/status/839…

slamming CTRL + S to save documents constantly is so ingrained in me that i constantly do it by accident in the browser

hold on hold on i got this, i got this… ass wednesday twitter.com/CommissarTaco/status…

i remember when twitter was fun

No. Wrong. White House laptops can only reach the internet through a secured VPN tunnel.

(But I bet many fewer will RT this.) twitter.com/AngryWHStaffer/statu…

Hey #NICAR17 the digital team @pewresearch is hiring! See our listing on the jobs board, or give me a shout t.co/TmY1A2UfF6

So, how do dogs know each other’s names?
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Collar I.D.
🐶😂

“why are you on twitter so much”

Here is a puppy. Aren’t puppies awesome?

this has been your regularly scheduled day-long advertisement for whatever google’s s3 competitor is called

End of an era.

Today is Amazon S3 dependency awareness day

“Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.” – Martin Fowler

over-engineered: (adj.) pejorative to describe tools you didn’t build that solve problems you don’t care about, understand, or know about

Hey @realDonaldTrump u up?

After 11 years, “Penguin Rush Hour” could return to the Silver Spring Metro this spring: ow.ly/CWkm309l8Ja t.co/2njnrcTLvD

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