.@WordPressDC back at CHIEF 1/17! @courtneydawn to talk CMSs @ museums + @kingkool68 will talk scaling on @awscloud. meetup.com/wordpressdc/events/23…

Hmm if Al Franken runs for president with Jill Stein as running mate we could have FRANKEN/STEIN 2020

Conferences! *Please* include the year in URLs, and archive past sites. As a speaker, stable URLs and historical data are crucial for my CV.

Personally I would’ve gone with ‘¡Alibahoo!’

YAHOO! IS! DEAD!

* CEO Marissa Mayer quits board
* Biz to change name to Altaba
* investor.yahoo.net/secfiling.cfm…
* More to follow

Clean code concepts for Javascript github.com/ryanmcdermott/clean-c… lotta good reminders and I also learned a few tricks

Other digital terms that have become so broad as to be useless: engagement, interactivity, multimedia, community…

me: i’m a ux designer
them: oh cool! what does a ux designer do?
me: mostly just explain what a ux designer does

I don’t really care where you publish your work, but you better save the original text, because that magazine/platform is gonna disappear.

i really don’t want to live/continue living in a world where pageviews and banner ad revenue are the only way to make money. nor should you!

Hey men, don’t be fooled by maxipad commercials.

Ladies aren’t really full of blue windshield washer fluid.

Check out our next Meetup on Jan 10, where @kingkool68 will talk about scaling WordPress on #AWS!
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#Bmoretech

All unit tests passed

R.I.P. 2016 (2016 – 2016)

When you overhear people complaining that their tools are the root cause of failure send them this video of Kelly Slater on a table. t.co/0Mw1CByeUy

what if I told u the night before christmas & the fresh prince theme song have the same cadence

Every developer ever.

This is disturbingly clever. You get sent to a text/html data URI! Not testing any further but, blimey, talk about using power for evil. t.co/TamVn7DBfW

A good way to politely get a recruiter off the phone is to tell them you’re a WordPress developer.