That lady who keeps showing up on Wikipedia scares me every time.

.@LivingSocial has sold 176,864 @McDonalds deals or 919,692,800 calories or 262,769lbs of body fat. (3,500 per lb) – #livingfat

MIND IS BLOWN: bit.ly/sbRcG4

Thanks to @steveabraham for posting how to get the new Google Bar. cl.ly/CFrl

nvite teaser with interactive 3d effects @dribbble: drbl.in/cuTE

Today on The Yule Blog: How Insomniac Filipinos ring in Christmas early. yuleblog.us/feature/christmas-in…

AT&T, T-Mobile parent considering joint venture alternative if acquisition fails – wsj.com bit.ly/uSP1Pg

When are they going to air the commercial where the recipient of a car in a giant ribbon says, “A LEXUS! We can’t afford this, you idiot.”?

The word “very” almost never adds to a sentence. Indeed, it usually detracts. It’s a terrible modifier. Use sparingly. Very sparingly.

How to enable the new YouTube design theverge.com/2011/11/21/2577332/…

What in the world is a “Social Media Marketing Architect and Strategist?”

US FCC senior official: AT&T acquisition of T-Mobile ‘would result in a massive loss of US jobs and investment’ – @Reuters

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#thankfulFor science, for giving us real answers , complete with evidence, so we no longer must tremble in fear of the supernatural

Requiring a birthdate to access a website with alcoholic content. Yeah, that’s really keeping the kids out.

Man dressed as giant bee detained outside Buckingham Palace attempting to pollinate Queen.

Wow. My phone didn’t autocorrect ‘ridonculous’. I’ll consider that a win.

Why do people like the smell of rain? I think it just smells like dead worms.

The BSA just came out against #SOPA. Man, when even Don’t Copy That Floppy themselves can’t get behind your antipiracy bill…

Enjoyment of cranberry sauce: Watching it slide out of the can: 98%; eating it: 2% #TurkeyStats