Q: “Why was six afraid of seven?” A: “Actually, numbers are abstract concepts, and therefore incapable of feeling fear.”

100% of lasers are FUCKING AWESOME.

Tomorrow at @fathomgallery 7pm, @kingkool68 will be presenting at @dcjquery on sticky headers: is.gd/UAwviM

SXSW is now a corporate machine that every year reduces its identity & intrinsic value…and is most politely described as a necessary-evil.

Fav feature in WP 3.3: wp_editor() “Plugins will be able to use the WP editor anywhere including the Visual/HTML tabs” bit.ly/rllkdH

Five and a half years on, the @refreshdc community continues to inspire me. Thank you all.

Facebook installs 4,680 servers every business day. Holy crap. moderngeekdad.com/mind-blowing-f… #moderngeekdad

When asked what the greatest problem facing the country is, 88% of all ex-girlfriends responded, “Oh…nothing. *sigh*”

Hey! I am talking about supporting IE6 tomorrow at @refreshDC Come out! eventbrite.com/event/2185749636

AT&T gave $963,275 in political donations to 99 of 100 lawmakers that endorsed T-Mobile bid – @BloombergNews bloom.bg/mVhYec

Everyone’s a designer today!

nice album cover: media.rd.io/album/3/a/5/00000000…

Helpful & beautiful web #accessibility design infographic by WebAIM: ow.ly/6zU4B

78% of you are reading this right now.

I sleep better knowing that everyone on Twitter knows how to run large complex businesses better than those successfully running them.

What ARRRR ye doin’ fer lunch, me hearties?

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Melanie’s 3rd Law of Monitors: the size of a screen is always less than the sum of its open windows.

My content brings SEO to my blog, and I’m like “it’s better than yours!”

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