3yo: I need some help
👨🏻: what do you need?
3yo: I need to borrow your big ladder
👨🏻: uh … why?
3yo: to go really high and BLOW UP THE SUN
👨🏻: why do you want to blow up the sun?
3yo: so I can go back to bed

saaaaaame

Dev tip: Add “after:2018” to the end of every Google search for solutions to technical issues. It filters the results with fewer clicks. 💁🏾‍♀️

It would be awesome if some people from @ninjaforms, @GiveWP, @lifterlms, @eddwp, @AwesomeMotive came/spoke/sponsored @WordCampLanc March 14, 2020.

2020.lancasterpa.wordcamp.org/

I will show you a good time. I will return the favor and bless a local WordCamp of your choice.

Spooky dev environment hack: add

127.0.0.1 xn--9q8h

to /etc/hosts and then all your dev servers can be accessed at http://👻

It’s localghost!

WordPress plugin developers 👋

I’m looking to chat to folks who have changed their plugin(s) from:

a free plugin with premium addons
⬇️
a free plugin and Pro version, with all addons consolidated into the pro version

RTs appreciated 🙏 #WordPress #plugins

Apple designers: “the best part about making the Face ID icon based on the Happy Mac icon is that nobody will be shameless enough to copy it wholesale like our Touch ID icon”

Samsung: lmao t.co/OoY8wwcPev

PHP friends, please visit this URL and tell me if the flag you see represents your nation.
iconoun.com/demo/flags.php

Please RT for reach, especially overseas, thanks!

Hey world 👋
I’m looking for something new—

☑️ full-time (please)
☑️ brand-focused studio
☑️ remote…? SF okay

🔗 mattyow.com

It’s our birthday! WordPress DC is officially 10 this month! Join us for a special meetup to celebrate. We’ll have some cake and talk Gutenberg! meetup.com/wordpressdc/events/26…

If you are contemplating joining a coding bootcamp in 2020 then let me give you a list of the top scams they use to steal your money (yes, even with an ISA, the #1 scam):

We are still accepting applications to speak at @WordCampLanc 2020.lancasterpa.wordcamp.org/ if you are interested please submit before January 18th.

Be a part of WordCamp DC 2020. We are looking for…

Sponsors! 2020.dc.wordcamp.org/call-for-sp…

Speakers! 2020.dc.wordcamp.org/2019/12/17/…

Volunteers! 2020.dc.wordcamp.org/volunteer/

We’re Hiring! If you are a Javascript/React developer looking for new opportunities in 2020, consider joining the digital team @pewresearch. You’ll work with a great team in DC developing data-driven features and data visualizations. pewresearch.org/javascript

I really like new and cutting-edge technology, but lately, I feel more and more that we’re just over-engineering everything… 😢

I spent the last hour solving problems that I wouldn’t have had with a “traditional stack”, static HTML and some hand-written JavaScript.

3. Flexbox is modern, sure. But so is using just straight up HTML for the job. <snark>In fact, using semantic HTML seems to be more like an advanced or expert level skill these days!</snark>

Hi friends 👋 – Today, myself along with a few colleagues were laid off due to a reduction in force. (Yay, startup life). I’m looking for Lead/Staff Product design, UX, or design systems opportunities

it’s january 3rd and i’m still writing WW2 on all my checks!!!

Call for Volunteers for #wcdc @wordcampdc 2020.dc.wordcamp.org/2020/01/03/…

A dog year is equal to 7 people years just as a parent year is equal to 7 non-parent years.

It’s science.

If I could choose one AWS service to nuke from motherfucking orbit, it’d be Cloudfront.

Make a change, wait half an hour, learn you missed something, make another change, wait another half hour.

Meanwhile, literal *seconds* with CloudFlare.