Sweet, I’m all set for another decade then… twitter.com/CommitStrip/status/1…

Always use nested ternaries to show the junior devs just how intelligent and senior that you are.

Last night only one of my followers had a fleet/twitter story. I thought the end was near. This morning two new fleets appeared. Damn. So close.

Several Millionaires Are Typing… twitter.com/TechCrunch/status/13…

not a tool that you use to make a delicious panini twitter.com/natmiletic/status/13…

Me: How much longer until you go to sleep?

6 month old: (to the tune of Rocket Man by Elton John)

🎶Well I think it’s gonna be a long long time…🎶

Putting down the 6 month old for bedtime to the tune of Rocket Man by Elton John…

🎶Well I think you’re gonna sleep a long long time…🎶

Mhhhh.

Growl + Adium RIP twitter.com/film_girl/status/133…

im a bitch, im a lover / my name’s alfred, im a butler
im a servant for bruce wayne / he makes me clean his cave

Modern web architectures.

Someone just shown me this. And it’s perfect 😂😂😂

A service that sends a weekly email to a loved one asking them to recall stories from their life. At the end of a year, they print them out and send you a book. Great gift idea for your parents.

storyworth.com/friend/russell-he…

“You Suffer” by Napalm Death

youtube.com/watch?v=ybGOT4d2Hs8 twitter.com/SortaBad/status/1330…

The frontend fontnerd shirt look sweet! twitter.com/elyktrix/status/1330…

Was watching YouTube with the kids this morning on our handy dandy SmArt Tv. The video was stuttering and the UI was herky jerky.

“Maybe I just need to reset it” I thought.

Reset the SmArt tV app hub thingy and now the YouTube app is gone. It had expired. Samsung and Google were no longer friends.

There are other ways to watch YouTube on the TV, they’re just clunky and require an extra device, switching inputs, and other techno voodoo

The tv app was uninspiring but it got the job done. I could use the remote to turn on some video the kids wanted to watch and be done with it. Now I’ll probably need to buy some dumb dedicated YouTube dongle or something. I think my cable box has YouTube.

full disclosure: scraping fleets from public accounts without triggering the read notification

the endpoint is: api.twitter.com/fleets/v1/user_f…

There’s still beauty in this world.