But here’s the catch: if we EVER relax suppression before a vaccine is administered to the entire population, COVID-19 comes right back and kills millions of Americans in a few months, the same as before.

“Come Out and Play” by The Offspring

You gotta keep em separated

youtube.com/watch?v=XwCLs97O12A

#CoronaVirusPlaylist

Day 2 of homeschooling: suspended my first student.

We can now read the Imperial College report on COVID-19 that led to the extreme measures we’ve seen in the US this week. Read it; it’s terrifying. I’ll offer a summary in this thread; please correct me if I’ve gotten it wrong.
imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial-co…

You, a foolish rube: There’s going to be a baby boom in 9 months.

Me, wise, having a 4 year old who is currently at home indefinitely: There’s going to be a vasectomy boom in 8 weeks.

🚨I’m hiring 2 full-time, remote PHP Devs to join our global Product Dev Team🚨

Come help us make the web faster and lighter.

🚀 Improve & innovate our #WordPress plugin products @wp_rocket

🚀 Build our code libraries

🚀 Continuously learn & grow

apply.workable.com/wp-media/j/B4…

If you have bored kids at home, I added a bunch of fresh mazes to my downloads page to print out and share. Link in profile ☝️☝️☝️
Wash your hands 💕 Stay home if able t.co/U4f32lFZ5V

Spoiler alert: It is Tormund Giantsbane
reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comment…

“Oh no! One of your favorite characters from Game of Thrones has Corona Virus”

“Jon Snow?”

“No”

“Daenerys?”

“Nope”

“Arya?”

“Hmmm I guess this could take a while. I forgot got many characters there were”

Just found out my largest client is unable to continue due to the virus’s impact on their programs. Thinking through possible next steps, but if you happen to have or know about any branding or web design projects or roles please reach out. I really appreciate it 💛

My heart goes out to everyone on the job search in this climate. 💙

📣 If you’re looking for a tech job, feel free to respond here with what you’re looking for and any links.

If hiring, reach out to these people! If not, you could either RT or at least follow these fine folks.

Can the next thing they order to be locked down be the use of the word “HELLA”? twitter.com/jackmurphylive/statu…

This morning I learned that I no longer have a job, so I’m looking for new opportunities.

I’m currently looking for a remote PT or contract position working with React, though I’m up for learning new technologies.

I appreciate RTs or inquiries for frontend or DevRel positions.

GitHub buys npm github.blog/2020-03-16-npm-is-jo…

My wife was just laid off because of corona. I’m out of work because I’ve been going through coding boot camp. I just finished my program and finding work just became a bit more urgent. Anybody have any leads on jobs for a junior dev in Portland or remotely?

Cumulative Layout Shift #CLS tuning tip

Add html{overflow-y:scroll} to enforce a scrollbar at first paint.

Pages with a layout shift drastically reduced as soon as the above CSS rule was added. #WebPerf #AimForZero t.co/k4KCUnmzPo

TIL: you can shorten CSS gradients & remove redundant values by using a little “fixup trick”.

Thanks to @anatudor who shared it on @css. 🙇🏻‍♂️
(css-tricks.com/while-you-werent-…)

#devsheets

🔗 Codepen example: codepen.io/stefanjudis/pen/vYOjJ…
🔗 Fixup spec paragraph: drafts.csswg.org/css-images-3/#c… t.co/5UhShsxGvE

Looks like I’m available effective immediately. Anyone looking for someone who specializes in #nodejs, feel free to reach out.

Fake news is free. Real news is behind paywalls. Take down the paywalls during #coronavirus please.