We’ve cancelled @AnEventApart DC and Seattle. Stay safe, everyone.

aneventapart.com/news/post/weve-…

* While playing with Mama Roo baby rocker *

5 year old: There’s ocean sounds and tree sounds. Why is there no monster sound?

Me: Well wouldn’t that scare baby brother?

5 year old: No not if it’s a quiet monster…

* Whispers “roar” while making a monster face *

When you walk into the men’s room and there’s already a guy at a urinal so you pick one that is the farthest away as possible. That’s called… twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/stat…

Social distancing myself from #DemDebate

2019: the Internet is tearing us apart.
2020: the Internet is keeping us together.

“Ask not what staying home on the couch can do for you, but what staying home on the couch can do for your country.”

Junior developer watching the senior copy/pasting the error message to Google, open the first StackOverflow link, and go straight to the approved answer t.co/N5tgH2R1i7

“social distancing” is going to be the phrase of the year

There’s only a single exhibit, but the quARTantined virtual museum is LIVE! Make you some art! Share it with other self-quarantined folks! quartantined.me/

* Playing pretend food order *

3 year old: Ok do you want pizza, quesadilla, yogurt?

Me: Yea sounds good. Can it be delivered?

3 year old: Yea! Ok thank you!

* Hangs up phone *

Me: Did you give them our address? What is our address?

3 year old: Yea! A Moana dress!

Was it array.slice() or array.splice() 🤔 twitter.com/florinpop1705/status…

When we eventually run out of toilet paper we’ll have to fall back to CVS receipts

The US has such few test results for #coronavirus because they need to fly Maury Povich to each person’s house to dramatically read the results.

First impression of having kids at home and doing school work with them (45 mins in):

1. Teachers are probably under appreciated

2. Shout out to homeschooling parents 🙏

3. Shout out to parents / minders / caregivers who have to do this day in, day out

I’m really digging this idea of marking code review comments based on importance/urgency! It’s way better than the usual “Nit: …” code review comment! 👍🏻

Thanks team @Netlify for sharing! 🙇🏻‍♂️

netlify.com/blog/2020/03/05/feed… t.co/dgUYKEfUTl

These notes from a UCSF panel are the single best document I’ve seen about what experts believe is likely to happen this year.

I don’t want to tweet snippets because you should read it in full.

linkedin.com/content-guest/artic…

Since everything is closing down because of #coronavirus I’m just going to hang out and play Mortal Kombat all day with the blood code on

BALLS twitter.com/nbcwashington/status…

Trump be like

The actual rules here are completely different from Trump’s statement tonight – only applies to foreign nationals. How the heck did they mess this up?

dhs.gov/news/2020/03/11/homeland…